Katy's Theories/Philosophies

[katy]

My first theory is one i just discussed with a couple people. Too bad I don't usually save convos like all the other losers around here cuz then i would'nt have to re-write it all -_-

Anyway.. it goes as follows:

-The longer you have gone without sex, the better you do at ORGs-

This excludes virgins. Virgins are just plain and simple either good or bad players dependent on their personality. As with everything in life, sex complicates shit. Virgins just are who they are.

I am determined to prove this theory to be fact. I will be asking fellow players about their sex habits and then will be posting in here from time to time with statistics of how players are doing in the game matching up to the last time they had sex.

I think this will be fun, for me at least, and possibly entertaining for whoever the hell else can read my shit!

All i know is you're more focused when you haven't had sex, more determine. Like boxers... they dont have sex for weeks before a fight because having sex relaxes you and subconsciously makes you more "free" in your mind and less worried or caring about things, whereas lack of sex make you go crazy, lots of pent up tension and its all directed at the task you're most interested in. ORGs are what these people around here are most interested in obviously.

So i will be back to write more about this amazing theory of mine.

I also am trying to not have sex throughout the entirety of this game. It will be tough, but if my theory is correct I can expect that throughout this season of not having sex I will a. become more of a loser b. become way too into this game (by my standards not other, cuz i will never be that crybaby retard that so many of ORGers are) and c. i will win.

Wish me luck!!!!

[katy]

Ok starting off..

I know so far that Jeffrey is a virgin.

Juice last had sex January 17.

Bridget last had sex October 11 of 2009! holy fuck, maybe thats why shes so good?? SNYAKE!! anyway... shes going to get laid this weekend. girl needs some rebound sex. so idk if she'll be so good this season after all :/

and me. Unlike these two weirdos I dont know the exact date i last had sex but i know it was.. right at the beginning of Feb, maybe end of Jan. Right in there somewhere.

that is all for now.

[katy]

i have escaped sex so much in the last few days that the world should be proud of me. yesterday my ex got a tattoo of my name in the hope that i would have sex with him one last time. well i re-nigged on that deal and made HIM feel like the one in the wrong. damn im good. today i got super shwasty drunk. all i want(ed) was a cigarette or some dick. havent had either in a very long time. i really didnt want a cigarette, that was just the substitute, but i decided against it. had lots of dick offers too but i amazingly turned them all down. i love me. and my great self control.

[katy]

wow i completely dont remember writing the above post. haha but its soooo true.

i need sex. im starting to think i am not fitting in my theory. i would probably be one of the very few who is better at game when i do have sex. probably because im used to getting it :/

[katy]

Well its been fun talking sex in here but i knew i was getting voted off and thought even if i was not, I'm gonna be honest with myself. I wish I could play iSurv1vor, i really do, but at the end of the day I'm just not enough of a dork to base my life around it. I have to go out and do shit and live life. So... i decided to go out the only way Katy knows how to go out, by self voting
Sorry I'm just not as cool as you guys

Anyway.. the blame can go to Juice because he was supposed to text me telling me when the challenge was going to start, which was supposed to be not for a while because Bud said he was going to be on late, if at all that night. But whatever... honestly this game is way more important to you guys, and should be won by someone who cares more about it. Sandy should also have players who take it more seriously. (Sorry Sandy, I really thought i could do it this time. like for real i wanted to play and take it serious, i just cant base my life around it which clearly you need to do and i didnt think about that before agreeing to be in your game!!)

Anyway... I'm pretty fucking positive no one on the villains tribe is gonna win. I think its gonna be one of the people i dont know on Heroes. such as... clayton, jordan, stephen or some shit. i have no idea which one should since i dont know them, but i just have a hunch. maybe its because i know everyone else and they really kinda suck at reading people. and so suck at playing this game.

I wish luck to everyone playing though, and hope for a great game for you Sandy! <3 you even if you hate me

and hey now im out the game so yayyyy for you

PS- i hope its pretty obvious that i will still come back and write in my sandy section

[katy]

oh and clearly my theory is going to fail to be proven because i dont care to discuss sex with anyone around here cuz most of them are virgins, pervs, freaks or all of the above.

i got some booty tho which may prove if you lead normal lives and have sex you lose games like iS..?

experiment over.

[Park]

<3

[TaylorStreet]

lol, I remember that convo with u