You have done close to nothing thus far and yew know wut? I think it's unfair that we're playing in your country so you have an unfair advantage.

It's pretty clear that you only did Heroes vs. Villains to fuck with Sandy again. I tried to warn him about casting you, but noooo. You will not be missed and barring any retards voting otherwise, this should be the most unanimous vote ever.

The only name that came up and it blows, but hey, at least if you're gone you can have all the sex you want! We will still be here, touching ourselves, and you can be there one hand on your tit and one hand down your pants!

From the brief exchanges we've shared, you seem like a really decent guy, but alas, it's what the group consensus appears to be. Sorry brother. At least you won Egypt.

I WIN. YOU LOSE. GAME OVER. You have failed.

You know what I'll miss about Joel being out of the game? Not a f**kin thing! Go throw a temper tantrum somewhere else!

You should have put me in more of your videos!

You're a shady fucker and it's time for the stick to be tossed in the fire. Bye, bye!!

Whenever I watch your videos I play a drinking game, I take a shot everytime you smirk. I'm on my ass after 90 seconds!

If you do go, that sucks kind of. You're a lying fake bi*ch, but you're actually pretty cool and interesting and fun to be around. Maybe in a different world where it wasn't Heroes v. Villains, such a polarizing split really, we could have been friends.

I hate liars.

This comment is written in an attempt to be about as interesting as your personality is.

It's you or me. And since you're clearly against me here, I have no problem with that!

You played a wonderful game and I hope you understand my reasoning behind this difficult decision. It's all just strategy now and about getting to the Finals. Peace!

Don't expect to babysit my kids.

You turned your back on your closest allies for an alliance with a nobody and a burnt out legend.

Well, you know what they say about karma, and it's coming back for you right now. You are a sweetheart but you're a hero who turned to the dark side and that won't work for you in the end. Bye <3.

Everybodys favorite puppet gets his strings cut.

You wanted this, and sometimes life takes sad turns...but you deserve sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, so keep smiling or I might cry.