Ep12 - Morgan becoming a challenge whore?

[Juice]

I'm really looking forward to this round especially because it's going to show where peoples loyalties truly are.
Last round when I was at exile seemed absolutely insane and apparently it came down to the last few minutes.

Erin being the *genius* she is, decided to lie about her vote causing Jeffrey to doubt her honesty and give Hooker the idol! lmfaoGood job Erin, YOU are responsible for Ashley leaving!

I hope sending Tucker to exile was the right decision. I don't want it to come bite me in the ass because his vote could really be used. The only thing that has me relieved a little bit about this round is that Jeffrey found yet another idol!! lmaooo

That kid is amazing and I absolutely love that he continues to have power in this game. That means you know I'm keeping my ass close to him as much as possible!
I've proposed a final 6 deal to Jordan and Tucker consisting of me, Jeff, Hooker, Tucker, Jordan and possibly Stephen.
We've all backed each other up to this point so it would be absolutely retarded to backstab one another now. I still need to talk to Stephen about it but if he's smart, he'll go along with it.
I don't think it would be wise for him to hold onto Erin any longer because a) she could be on the jury and vote for him to win and b) she has already proved she is a liar and staying aligned with someone like that puts you at risk.

My strategy is just to play all sides as best as possible and not say anything too bad or anything that would incriminate me with either side of the game. If only 4 people are attending Tribal Council this round, then its going to make winning this IC even that much more important!

[Edit: Made me laugh a little bit that Morgan won a luck challenge so I had to make it the title.

[Juice]

Well.... I'm not feeling too great about this challenge. It's pretty much luck unless you were to find out where everyone's bombs were. Nobody was really willing to share so whatever. I have like some of the shittiest luck ever, so I don't expect to win this.
I really don't care who wins it either. I know that I've said I want Tom, Erin or Morgan out next and even if two of them were to win immunity, I think I could possibly get the other voted out.
In this game, anything is possible and anything can happen but I'm pretty hopeful about getting into the top 8!

[Juice]

Okay before I post an actual confessional, I NEED to post this convo because it shows how Jeff and I talk to each other in this game. He, out of everyone, makes me laugh the most!

juicyqueef (12:53:36 PM): Hiya Jeff!
Its Oh So Bjork (12:53:44 PM): jewce ^_^ wassup
juicyqueef (12:54:01 PM): got home a few minutes ago. you?
Its Oh So Bjork (12:54:20 PM): nothing really, just ~talking~ to fellow survivors
juicyqueef (12:54:46 PM): lol anything good goin on?
Its Oh So Bjork (12:55:08 PM): not really tbh lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (12:55:14 PM): just talking about voting erin off.
juicyqueef (12:55:55 PM): ooh okay. So Stephen and Jordan are down for that?
Its Oh So Bjork (12:56:30 PM): stephen seems to be fine with it
Its Oh So Bjork (12:56:36 PM): i'm sure jordan is too, at least he was yesterday
juicyqueef (12:57:13 PM): alright. lol I just need to make my vote cause Im gonna go out to eat with a friend in a bit and wont be around for results
juicyqueef (12:57:49 PM): sushi<3
Its Oh So Bjork (12:58:01 PM): i don't think it will change or anything
Its Oh So Bjork (12:58:03 PM): omg so asian <3[
juicyqueef (12:58:55 PM): sushi is one of my vices lol
juicyqueef (12:59:03 PM): Id eat it everyday if I could
Its Oh So Bjork (1:01:05 PM): i actually don't even like sushi
Its Oh So Bjork (1:01:10 PM): but since it's japanese i always add a little ,3
Its Oh So Bjork (1:01:12 PM): *<3
juicyqueef (1:01:45 PM): haha why dont you like it? the raw fish consistency bother you?
Its Oh So Bjork (1:03:01 PM): i really don't like food in general lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (1:03:06 PM): i very rarely actually come across food that i like
Its Oh So Bjork (1:03:15 PM): raw fish is hardly an exception
juicyqueef (1:03:35 PM): lol no. I wouldnt think so in that case. Well you HAVE to eat at some point. What do you eat?
Its Oh So Bjork (1:04:58 PM): i'm not saying that i DON'T eat, just that i don't enjoy it lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (1:05:02 PM): like i'll eat a hamburger, that's fine
Its Oh So Bjork (1:05:08 PM): but i don't like steak or anything like that
juicyqueef (1:05:31 PM): I like my food bloody, or if possible still moo'ing
juicyqueef (1:05:32 PM):
Its Oh So Bjork (1:06:29 PM): savage pig.
juicyqueef (1:06:39 PM): I will not deny that sir
Its Oh So Bjork (1:08:00 PM): lmaoooo
Its Oh So Bjork (1:08:04 PM): ugh i need more confessionals
juicyqueef (1:08:53 PM): me too. Im doing the bare minimum
juicyqueef (1:08:56 PM): and I dont post convos
juicyqueef (1:09:01 PM): too time consuming
Its Oh So Bjork (1:09:05 PM): me either lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (1:09:13 PM): there's like nothing that really went ON this round i feel like
juicyqueef (1:10:22 PM): Im basically just writing about random shit that doesnt have to do with the game and then adding something at the end like, "oh yeah, iSurv1vor... um, I hope this round goes well and I stay."
juicyqueef (1:10:24 PM): lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (1:10:46 PM): lmaooo
juicyqueef (1:10:50 PM): well not THAT bad, but still lol
Its Oh So Bjork (1:10:54 PM): i'm gonna write an andrew styled confessional i guess
Its Oh So Bjork (1:11:06 PM): about some random made up showmance i have with a randomly selected survivor
juicyqueef (1:11:53 PM): Dear journal, Today me and Jeff have decided were going to be bff and play every game from now on together! We have become close and I think of him as a brother! <3. Goodnight for now journal.
Its Oh So Bjork (1:12:05 PM): lmaoooo
Its Oh So Bjork (1:12:11 PM): omg that brings a tear to my eye
juicyqueef (1:12:23 PM): haha aww. I know. I can get mushy sometimes
juicyqueef (1:12:57 PM): thats goin in my journal for sure lolol
Its Oh So Bjork (1:14:01 PM): i don't even write about you that much in my journal
Its Oh So Bjork (1:14:20 PM): cause i'm too busy talking about people i despise
juicyqueef (1:14:57 PM): thats good to know that theres no I hate Jewce thread in yours
Its Oh So Bjork (1:15:53 PM): i only have
Its Oh So Bjork (1:15:58 PM): megan, andrew, and erin hate threads
Its Oh So Bjork (1:15:58 PM): lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (1:16:02 PM): i should have made an ashley one
juicyqueef (1:17:09 PM): lol what could you have possibly said about her though?
juicyqueef (1:17:14 PM): I hate her silence?
Its Oh So Bjork (1:17:27 PM): i actually bitched about ashley a LOT
Its Oh So Bjork (1:17:29 PM): mostly due to her silence yes
Its Oh So Bjork (1:17:30 PM): lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (1:17:42 PM): i can find a lot of ways to complain about people for one little thing, believe me
juicyqueef (1:18:53 PM): I do the same thing. I just have my 'annoyance' thread though.
juicyqueef (1:19:06 PM): for eample.
juicyqueef (1:19:11 PM): example*
juicyqueef (1:19:20 PM): Hooker takes 10 years to type 1 sentence
juicyqueef (1:19:24 PM): it drives me crazy!
Its Oh So Bjork (1:19:29 PM): lmaoooo
Its Oh So Bjork (1:19:43 PM): i may make a jordan hate thread only because of his long breaks between replying to my IMs
juicyqueef (1:20:12 PM): oh yeah lol. Those I dont mind too much. But him and Erin are such a contrast.
juicyqueef (1:20:17 PM): He types only what he needs to
juicyqueef (1:20:22 PM): and she types NON STOP
Its Oh So Bjork (1:20:25 PM): lmaooo
Its Oh So Bjork (1:20:29 PM): they need to meet in the ~middle~
juicyqueef (1:20:32 PM): seriously
Its Oh So Bjork (1:20:40 PM): i feel like i bother jordan so much when i talk to him lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (1:20:44 PM): i send him like 20 IMs
juicyqueef (1:21:43 PM): lol I usually just type once and wait for him to respond. Then Ill say what I need to and wait.
Its Oh So Bjork (1:22:22 PM): that's too boring for me
Its Oh So Bjork (1:22:28 PM): i have to tell people every single thing that happens to me
juicyqueef (1:24:06 PM): lol thats because your life is exciting!
juicyqueef (1:24:17 PM): and we are fail in comparison
juicyqueef (1:24:26 PM): but Im not jealous. I embrace my mediocrity!
Its Oh So Bjork (1:24:44 PM): good b/c jealousy is a nasty ass disease
juicyqueef (1:25:18 PM): and theres no cure. So yeah, I dont want that shit.
Its Oh So Bjork (1:26:13 PM): i always recommend cuntadryl though for all the jealous cunts i talk to
juicyqueef (1:27:05 PM): lmfao

I definitely think relating to Jeff in this game has helped me get far. lol This is definitely NOT a repeat of Canada and I'm glad about that. Now he could easily go after me later, but for now I'd say we are on the same page. Somewhat. lol

[Juice]

Well, I'm surprisingly optimistic and obviously cautious going into this TC.
I am trusting my alliance of me, Jeff, Hooker, Jordan and Stephen to actually vote off Erin. Now would I be surprised if it didn't happen? Fuck no! lol
Nothing ever surprises me anymore in these games. Me getting voted off wouldn't surprise me. Kudos to them if they do it! (Not really lol)

I would love to see Stephen actually vote off Erin but I'm not buying it until I see it with my own two eyes. It seems as though Hooker will be the one getting Tom, Erin and Morgan's votes for sure. So it's going to be close no matter what. Either a 5-4 vote or a 4-4 vote or even a 5-3 vote and Hooker goes! That would only happen if both Jordan and Stephen were lying. Although I would find it pretty amusing if it went to a tie though. I've never actually witnessed a tie in iSurv1vor so it would be interesting.

Going into the next rounds of the game, I just need to keep doing what I'm doing. haha Right now I think I have Jeff, Hooker, Jordan, Tucker, Stephen and even Tom's trust. At least that's how it seems to me and how they talk and treat me.
That could change at the drop of a hat as soon as they find me threatening. Last night I had a talk with Tom about how Hooker wants to vote him(which wasn't true but they don't talk so how would either of them find out its bs? lol) and how Tom obviously wants to vote Hooker. I told Tom the truth that I couldn't vote Hooker but I am still down for the deal that Jeff and I made with Tom to work together in merge. I actually want to keep this deal going as long as possible. But since I'm practically aligned with everyone left in the game minus Morgan and Erin, it's going to be tough lol

I don't really even want to win immunities either. I know, thats a bold statement and it would be stupid of me to not win at least one. But it's been proven that you don't need to win challenges to win the whole game. Look at Sandra! If you want to talk about threats and who wins, Jordan has already won 2 individual immunities, Jeff has won 1 AND has had 3 idols so far. lol
So there are definitely bigger fish to fry in the game.
Can't wait to see results tonight!