IC #8 planning

[ashley]

I'm Too juicy
Heroes Tribe

I'm too juicy for my tribe too juicy for my tribe
tribe's going to leave me

I'm too juicy for my torch too juicy for my torch
So juicy it burns
And I'm too juicy for tasmania too juicy for tasmania
peru and ireland

And I'm too juicy for your idol
Too juicy for your idol
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a queef you know what I mean
And I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand
Yeah in the sand in the sand yeah
I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand

I'm too juicy for my torch too juicy for my torch
Too juicy by far
And I'm too juicy for my fire
Too juicy for my fire what do you think about that

Cos' I'm a queef you know what I mean
And I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand
Yeah in the sand in the sand yeah
I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand

I'm too juicy for my too juicy for my too juicy for my

Cos' I'm a queef you know what I mean
And I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand
Yeah in the sand in the sand yeah
I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand

I'm too juicy for my queef too juicy for my queef
Poor pussy poor pussy juice
I'm too juicy for my tribe too juicy for my tribe
tribe's going to leave me

And I'm too juicy for this song

[ashley]

All the men come in this game
And their dicks all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as a threat
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the camera

I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
I'll suck what you want me to suck
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
And any old penis will do

I want to make a million dollars
I wanna fullfill my fantasies
Have a stripper pole in my bedroom
Yeah, I wanna practice for my family
All the men come in this game
And their dicks are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names

I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
I'll suck what you want me to suck
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
And any old penis will do

I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
I'll suck what you want me to suck
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
And any old penis will do

Oral sex or Anal sex
a lot of lube will do nicely, thank you
Let me loosen up your buff
Tell me, do you wanna see me do the shimmy again?

I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
I'll suck what you want me to suck
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
And any old penis will do

I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
I'll suck what you want me to suck
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
And any old penis will do

I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
I'll suck what you want me to suck
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity
And any old penis will do


DO YOU THINK ITS TOO MUCH??

[ashley]

Oh it was private dancer by tina turner

[erik]

This is "Bud Romance"...just a rough draft:

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
He-roes-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want Bud romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
He-roes-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want Bud romance

Don’t want your ugly
Don’t want your disease
Don’t want your creepyiness
Stay away from me please
Don’t want your blood
Blood blood blood
Don’t take my blooood.

Don’t want your herpes
The touch of your scales
Don’t want your ugly face that makes kirin wail
Don’t want your blood
Blood-blood-blood
Don’t take my blooood.
Blood-blood-blood
Don’t take my blooood.

You know that I hate you
And you know I despise you
No thanks Bud, your Bud romance

Don’t want your chains
And I don’t want your collar
Definitely don’t want your Bud romance
We hate your being
All your soul is corrupt
And we don’t want your Bud romance

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
He-roes-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want Bud romance

When I see you
It creeps up my spine
‘Cause you’re disgusting
And you smell of swine
Don’t want your blood
Blood-blood-blood
Don’t take my blooood.

Don’t want to hear you
You big fucking dick
Don’t want to see you
Wish you’d die cause you’re sick
Don’t want your blood
Blood-blood-blood
Don’t take my blooood.
Blood-blood-blood
Don’t take my blooood.

You know that I hate you
And you know I despise you
Don’t want Bud, your Bud romance

Don’t want your chains
And I don’t want your collar
And we don’t want your Bud romance
We hate your being
All your soul is corrupt
And we don’t want your Bud romance

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
He-roes-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want Bud romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
He-roes-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want Bud romance

Ew Ew Ugly villain
Damnit
Is that Bud crazy?
Ew Ew Ugly villain
Damnit
Is that Bud crazy?
Ew Ew Ugly villain
Jesus,
Is that Bud crazy?
Ew Ew Ugly villain
Dammit
I ain’t yo bitch baby

Don’t want your love
Do not want your ugly
Don’t want your love
Don’t even wanna be friends

Je ne veux pas de ton amour
Je ne veux pas ta laideur
Je ne veux pas de ton amour
Ne veulent même pas d'être amis
Don’t even wanna be friends
I DON’T WANNA BE FRIENDS
Don’t want Bud Romance!

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Don’t want your chains
And I don’t want your collar
And we don’t want your Bud romance
We hate your being
All your soul is corrupt
And we don’t want your Bud romance

Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh!
eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh!
Caught in a Bud romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
He-roes-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want Bud romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
He-roes-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want Bud romance

[erik]

Oh, and btw, to the people not present:

We decided to do like a music theme for our roasts. Ideally, we would re-write well known songs about each of the 7 Villains and then upload audio of one of us singing each of them. Not everyone has to sing cause I know some people can't, but everyone can contribute to the writing and hopefully we can get all 7 sung by someone.

Who else can sing ? Ashley is and I should be able to.

[Morgan]

Bored Boring.
It's based on Gone Going by the Black Eyed Peas.

It's a song about RB.

RB wanna be a big star
Get on iSurv1vor, win and all that
Make a little fame, buy a fancy bride
Big old house and some curly fries
Just to eat with the special sauce
He's a popular man so he's no longer singing with Juice,
He's making songs about villainous things
And big onion rings and things that go PLING!
But, villains don't bling in the dark
He a star now, but he ain't in his real life
Sooner or later he's just gonna fade away
Cause his fans won’t last until next season and more
He ain't doing what he did from the start
And that's being invisible and a little less of a brat
He decided to get out of the shadows
RB is boring regardless…

[Chorus]
‘cause he’s bo, bo-boring
Bored, everyone’s bored, give a damn
Bored be the birds now they don't want to sing
Bored, people, why did he get casted? Bored!

He sees himself in the mirror
And he feels safe 'cause it looks familiar
But he’s afraid to open up his mouth
Cause he doesn't really know, doesn't really know
What if, there’s a personality deep within?
Cause he’s content with just being the alliance wing man
And he fails to see that at Tribal
Insignificant, he’s evicted unanimous
I've seen his kind before
He’s the type that thinks fame is won in a game
Hidden up with idol-like sticks
With them survival meals
To him that's righteous
He’s lame as books
He needs to go out to life and look
'Cause what happens when he is not in the game?
And you already bored us a lot cause you are...

[Chorus]
Bo, bo-boring
Bored, everyone’s bored, give a damn
Bored be the birds now they don't want to sing
Bored, people, why did he get casted? Bored!

Sandy said that time is money and money is time
So RB got mind in this money and this money on his mind
But what about that thing that he did to get cast
And what about that bet, Corey said he wouldn’t last
What about those shows they'll watch today
RB’s no good on survivor he’ll be burned along the way

All that money that he got gon' be gone
That gear that he rocks gon' be gone
The house up on the hill gon' be gone
The gold fronts on your grill gon' be gone
The ice on your wrist gon' be gone
That nice little Miss gon' be gone
That whip that you roll gon' be gone
And what's worst is your soul already gone

[Chorus]
‘cause he’s bo, bo-boring
Bored, everyone’s bored, give a damn
Bored be the birds now they don't want to sing
Bored, people, why did he get casted? Bored!

I'm having trouble with that one verse, see if anyone can think of something.

[ashley]

I have to go after I post these 2 songs

[ashley]

nl.tinypic.com/m/a1shlz/2

Juices Song

[ashley]

sorry for the horrible singing

[ashley]

nl.tinypic.com/m/a1sim9/2

Hookers Song

[erik]

So guys, I think we really need some help and team effort on this.

We have Hooker and Juice done with.

I have Bud's song written and should be able to record an audio later.

Morgan has RB's song written but can't sing it....so we need someone to sing it.

Jeffrey I think is working on a song for Stephen? Can we get an update on that?

I think using "Empire State of Mind" for Jordan would be a good idea, and talk about all the disgusting shit he does in New York. I wanted to write it but not sure I'll have time....if anyone else does, feel free. Otherwise I'ma see what I can do.

And we still need someone to write Tuckers song, and obviously record any of the ones that need recording.

I have a final tomorrow so I'll be studying but will do what I can. Should be around tomorrow before it's due.

[Erin]

UGH! I hate that this challenge was posted NOW! I didn't think we were going to have a challenge posted till Monday night. I will try to see what I can do on it tonight, but I'm not sure if I am going to get much. I have a ton of crap I have to do for a staff meeting tomorrow morning. SORRY!

[Tom]

Sorry guys, was busy doing Census stuff all afternoon/evening...I'll also be working most of the day tomorrow. I'll contribute what I can before bed tonight though...I'd love to help with Tucker's Brit-tastic roast. Any ideas though?

[Tom]

So not sure if this is a "good" idea or not, but I'm tired and this is what I came up with in 15 minutes. Haha.

Basically for Tucker I think mocking his Britishness is obvious, so I went with Britain's anthem song, "Rule Britannia!"...

When America fiiirst at heaven’s command
Aroooose from the belly of your fish-and-chip-filled laaand
Aroooose from the belly of your fish-and-chip-filled laaand
This was the charter, the charter of the land
And glorious Doooonna sang this strain:
Rule America!
America rule the waves
Americans never, never, never shall be slaves
Rule America!
America rule the waves
Americans never, never, never shall be slaves

Eh, I feel like it could be a start, even though I've yet to mention Tucker's name. Something included like an American hobo being > Tucker would be good, I think. And I'd give mad props to any of you if you decide to sing this. Haha, listened to some audio on YouTube...hello deep male opera voice...

So yeah, that's kinda all I've got with this as I've gotta hit the bed now. Ugh, good luck guys. Will definitely be around more for the next challenge, I promise!

[Erin]

Well CRAP! I see that Tom was working on Tucker too... I'm gonna post this anyway though. I was trying to think of something very British and all I could think of was the Spice Girls. So, I did Tucker's song to the Spice Girls "Wannabe".

Tuck, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want a future forget my past,
If you wanna win better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious vote,
Get your act together and the vote could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my Tucker, you better not vote out my friends,
Make it last forever, iSurv1vor never ends,
If you wanna be my Tucker, you have got to give,
Voting is too easy, but that's the way it is.