pinkertonantics (10:02:56 AM): nice. how is it
"Tucker" (10:03:03 AM): just watching it now
"Tucker" (10:03:58 AM): he's doing a lisp
pinkertonantics (10:04:20 AM): oy
"Tucker" (10:04:31 AM): just uploading onto YT now, gonna take 50 minutes.
pinkertonantics (10:05:18 AM): ha alright
pinkertonantics (10:05:25 AM): im starting to write the connecting pieces
"Tucker" (10:05:31 AM): cool.
pinkertonantics (10:05:49 AM): i dunno though i still think it'll come out pretty scattershot
pinkertonantics (10:06:14 AM): and someone else is gonna have to do RB and Bud's work
"Tucker" (10:06:44 AM): if it pieces together then cool. i can put together something for RB and Bud
"Tucker" (10:12:40 AM): just as a back up
pinkertonantics (10:18:23 AM): yeah for sure
pinkertonantics (10:18:47 AM): we have like 5 hours .. plenty o time
"Tucker" (10:19:07 AM): good times. will get to work. juice's audio show doesnt work either
pinkertonantics (10:21:38 AM): yeah didnt work for me either
"Tucker" (10:21:59 AM):
pinkertonantics (10:22:22 AM): oh! i forgot to tell you this. yesterday hooker brought up the possibility of us working together
"Tucker" (10:22:43 AM): us as in the three of us?
pinkertonantics (10:22:49 AM): yeah and i think RB too is his plan
pinkertonantics (10:23:07 AM): keep this DL for now of course, but his arguement is that we need him now
pinkertonantics (10:23:10 AM): and then he's going to need us later
"Tucker" (10:23:26 AM): we've got juice too.
pinkertonantics (10:23:30 AM): yeah, he doesn't know that
pinkertonantics (10:23:42 AM): at least it seems like he doesnt
"Tucker" (10:23:43 AM): Bud mentioned working together last night too. I suspect alongside RB.
pinkertonantics (10:23:54 AM): yeah?
"Tucker" (10:24:02 AM): yeah, very briefly
pinkertonantics (10:24:34 AM): same kind of arguement?
"Tucker" (10:24:51 AM): nah, he never once mentioned chris or juice.
pinkertonantics (10:25:02 AM): gotcha. they could be just trying to lull us into a false sense of security, or could be scrambling
"Tucker" (10:25:20 AM): mhm
pinkertonantics (10:25:25 AM): i still think sticking with stephen and juice is our best move though
pinkertonantics (10:26:02 AM): c
"Tucker" (10:26:09 AM): definitely
"Tucker" (10:26:29 AM): bud keeps going on about a final four alliance over on the other side but its just rumor
"Tucker" (10:26:32 AM): hes got nothing solid
pinkertonantics (10:26:41 AM): yeah he's been saying that to me too
pinkertonantics (10:27:01 AM): and even IF that's true (and i dont think it is), you/me/stephen/erin/juice can knock that off
pinkertonantics (10:27:14 AM): but i dont think bud knows what he's talking about
"Tucker" (10:27:24 AM): nah, hes determined that juice is going to flip
"Tucker" (10:28:07 AM): But if Hooker wants to work with RB then he'll know about him targetting us both
pinkertonantics (10:28:40 AM): yeah. if bud wants to work with you though then he's probably after me
"Tucker" (10:29:00 AM): he told me i'm not leaving "anytime soon"
pinkertonantics (10:29:09 AM): ha
pinkertonantics (10:29:28 AM): hooker told me he wouldn't vote for me. so they're either splitting, lying, or going after stephen
"Tucker" (10:29:57 AM): yikes
"Tucker" (10:30:26 AM): he's still got the big target on him from 13 then
pinkertonantics (10:31:02 AM): yeah, i dont know how much i believe hooker though
"Tucker" (10:31:18 AM): nah, juice is the pivotal player now
pinkertonantics (10:31:47 AM): yup
pinkertonantics (10:32:06 AM): and he's really been making the effort to show us he's with us. i dont think he's lying about that
"Tucker" (10:32:28 AM): good stuff ^__^
pinkertonantics (10:32:43 AM): hope so
"Tucker" (10:33:15 AM): its all we can go on, but if they had the advantage why would they bother coming to us instead of the other way around?
pinkertonantics (10:33:46 AM): well, if hooker isn't lying, it's because they know the villains are going to be outnumbered come merge
"Tucker" (10:33:55 AM): def.
pinkertonantics (10:34:04 AM): with stickman gone over there and megan definitely next
"Tucker" (10:34:06 AM): they'd get purged one by one
pinkertonantics (10:34:08 AM): jeffrey's aligned with the heroes
pinkertonantics (10:34:16 AM): it's really just the three of them left
"Tucker" (10:34:27 AM): RB, Hooker, Bud
pinkertonantics (10:34:29 AM): yup
"Tucker" (10:34:54 AM): Bud spoke about the underdog alliance in FvF I was apart of and that it needed to be revived.
pinkertonantics (10:35:25 AM): was that the one with RB ?
"Tucker" (10:35:45 AM): yeah, but he was never part of the decision making - just a number
pinkertonantics (10:36:25 AM): gotcha
pinkertonantics (10:36:29 AM): who else was involved?
"Tucker" (10:36:39 AM): in that original alliance?
pinkertonantics (10:37:49 AM): yeah .. or was bud just talking about another "underdog" alliance
"Tucker" (10:38:11 AM): the original alliance was joey, lorii, evan, me and rb
"Tucker" (10:38:22 AM): then we had alyssa and jason as stragglers
"Tucker" (10:38:42 AM): so 3 favs, 4 fans
pinkertonantics (10:41:32 AM): so what was Bud talking about then?
"Tucker" (10:41:55 AM): probably a revival of that alliance with new members
pinkertonantics (10:42:34 AM): gotcha
"Tucker" (10:43:12 AM): i didnt give him anything to work with though, i can tell what he's doing
pinkertonantics (10:43:34 AM): yeah
pinkertonantics (10:44:05 AM): i wanna get him out
pinkertonantics (10:44:08 AM): haha
"Tucker" (10:44:18 AM): hes very aware that he'll be targetted
pinkertonantics (10:44:51 AM): so he's just trying to counteract that
pinkertonantics (10:44:58 AM): making people think they have bigger problems
"Tucker" (10:45:02 AM): mhm
pinkertonantics (10:45:18 AM): paranoia is a dangerous thing
"Tucker" (10:45:32 AM): got better things to think about personally lol
pinkertonantics (10:45:41 AM): haha yes
"Tucker" (10:46:54 AM): ugh this video is taking forever
pinkertonantics (10:49:42 AM): yeah this has been like a 5 hour process
pinkertonantics (10:49:45 AM): how long is it like 2 minutes?
"Tucker" (10:49:57 AM): 1 minute 48
"Tucker" (10:51:26 AM): and its on 86% completion on youtube
pinkertonantics (10:52:26 AM): insane
"Tucker" (10:57:16 AM): 97%
"Tucker" (11:03:58 AM): hookers vid is up on the board
pinkertonantics (11:05:31 AM): oh man. thats certainly a lisp.
"Tucker" (11:05:34 AM): mhm
pinkertonantics (11:05:40 AM): wow
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"Tucker" (12:02:35 PM): im working on a jeffrey roast
"Tucker" (12:02:42 PM):
Jeffrey Found Dead With Fifty Questionable Asian Girls
Prominent
iSurv1vor contestant
Jeffrey Herro Mi Fuk U Rong Tyme was found dead in his luxurious apartment in Pok Mi Dong Province at the age of 23 surrounded by Fifty Asian Ladyboys who fled the scene with 7 million yen.
Early reports claim that he entered a local bath-house with a few close friends that had inflatable sheep and a small child in tow carrying a liquor bottle in a brown paper bag. Many people attending at the same time claimed that he was heavily intoxicated shouting "bring on the slanty eyed bitches!"
A source close to Jeffrey stated that "he ruv vewwy gentwee lyk a man should" The death is being treated as suspicious and hilarious.
pinkertonantics (12:02:57 PM): hahaha
pinkertonantics (12:03:00 PM): awesome
"Tucker" (12:03:08 PM): im working on it more though
pinkertonantics (12:03:27 PM): cool. im working on the script right now. if they dont find it funny it's at least going to look like we put a ton of work into it
"Tucker" (12:03:33 PM): true dat
"Tucker" (12:06:20 PM): done
pinkertonantics (12:06:36 PM): awesome
pinkertonantics (12:06:37 PM): post er up
pinkertonantics (12:06:44 PM): wanna write one for ashley
"Tucker" (12:06:49 PM): sure
pinkertonantics (12:06:51 PM): or morgan
pinkertonantics (12:06:52 PM): ill do the other one
pinkertonantics (12:06:58 PM): im formatting stephen's right now
"Tucker" (12:07:06 PM): i'll work on Ashleys
"Tucker" (12:13:23 PM):
Ashley doesn't miss Allan, she misses having screen time
Former
iSurv1vor Hawaii and current
Heroes vs Villains contestant Ashley Young was seen dancing from Tribal Council when fellow Canadian Allan Fogg was eliminated from the competition going on record that she is relieved now that she will finally get some camera time and exposure to the kindness of the series.
The 2nd runner up of Hawaii has been regarded by many as Allan's right hand bitch since pre-game when she appeared in videos with him running around in their local woodland area thinking they were actually on the CBS Television show. But behind the scenes she was secrectly doing
nothing whatsoever to try and get her closest friend out of the game.
pinkertonantics (12:13:41 PM): hahah love it
pinkertonantics (12:13:51 PM): im framing them as "cut ins" from our British correspondent during the proceeds
pinkertonantics (12:13:54 PM): proceedings
"Tucker" (12:13:59 PM): nice
pinkertonantics (12:15:48 PM): that done or gonna add more? i think its good as it stands
"Tucker" (12:16:19 PM): im adding a little more
pinkertonantics (12:16:24 PM): cool
"Tucker" (12:17:31 PM):
Ashley doesn't miss Allan, she misses having screen time
Former
iSurv1vor Hawaii and current
Heroes vs Villains contestant Ashley Young was seen dancing from Tribal Council when fellow Canadian Allan Fogg was eliminated from the competition going on record that she is relieved now that she will finally get some camera time and exposure to the kindness of the series.
The 2nd runner up of Hawaii has been regarded by many as Allan's right hand bitch since pre-game when she appeared in videos with him running around in their local woodland area thinking they were actually on the CBS Television show. But behind the scenes she was secrectly doing
nothing whatsoever to try and get her closest friend out of the game.
Alumni questioned her participation on the show, with one stating that she "isn't even nice to look at" whilst others called her "a dirty hooker with that shade of lipstick" - but what will Ashley do now to try and keep herself in the competition? Many have gone on record that she will have to show some skin to survive, but her current team are all either in broken relationships, fisting one another with a hidden idol or missing their significat other whilst out in the bush.
"Tucker" (12:18:08 PM): DONE
pinkertonantics (12:20:23 PM): love it
pinkertonantics (12:21:57 PM): just gotta figure out how to end this
pinkertonantics (12:22:02 PM): i dont wanna end with hooker's video
"Tucker" (12:22:45 PM): write something up at the bottom, like a signing off thing like they do on tv
pinkertonantics (12:23:14 PM): oh yeah for sure - im thinking about which roast should go last
pinkertonantics (12:23:39 PM): i put yours second because it was the most work into it and also the longest (attention span will still be in tact )
"Tucker" (12:23:52 PM): who's is first?
pinkertonantics (12:23:59 PM): me doing tom
"Tucker" (12:24:04 PM): good stuff
pinkertonantics (12:24:18 PM): its short and has pictures
pinkertonantics (12:24:19 PM): of donna
"Tucker" (12:24:28 PM): niiice
"Tucker" (12:25:12 PM): let me know when its up so i can post it in the threads title so the hosts can look for it
"Tucker" (12:25:16 PM): is that everybody roasted now?
pinkertonantics (12:25:21 PM): still need to finish up morgan
pinkertonantics (12:25:40 PM): having trouble thinking of a topic because she lives in mexico
pinkertonantics (12:25:48 PM): i could play up the whole doesnt do challenges thing
pinkertonantics (12:25:51 PM): last picked on the playground
pinkertonantics (12:25:58 PM): besides* she lives in mexico
pinkertonantics (12:26:00 PM): not because haha
"Tucker" (12:26:08 PM): do something about how mexicans dont do shit for a good payout but will for bad jobs
pinkertonantics (12:26:21 PM): and tie that back to her performance in the game so far
pinkertonantics (12:26:22 PM): i like that
pinkertonantics (12:26:23 PM): haha
"Tucker" (12:26:50 PM): you could mention that mexicans have had the worst case of divorces and break ups in the last two weeks then ever
"Tucker" (12:27:07 PM): hinting at her break-up
pinkertonantics (12:27:54 PM): ha i was thinking that ..
pinkertonantics (12:28:01 PM): too cruel? sandy didnt like the cruelness last time
pinkertonantics (12:28:02 PM): haha
"Tucker" (12:28:09 PM): hm true
"Tucker" (12:28:17 PM): but if its worded right it might get laughs
pinkertonantics (12:28:31 PM): true
pinkertonantics (12:28:43 PM): heres the order ive got btw:
pinkertonantics (12:29:21 PM): Jordan/Tom - speech, Tucker/Megan - video, Stephen/Erin - dialogue, Tucker/Jeff - Speech, Hooker/Erik - video, Tucker/Ashley - speech, Jordan/Morgan - speech/pictures
pinkertonantics (12:29:22 PM): then a close
pinkertonantics (12:29:27 PM): trying to mix up the media formats
pinkertonantics (12:29:27 PM): haha
"Tucker" (12:29:37 PM): good stuff
"Tucker" (12:29:49 PM): the iOn1on
pinkertonantics (12:29:56 PM): hahaaa yes
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"Tucker" (1:11:38 PM): hows it coming along now
pinkertonantics (1:11:48 PM): posting now
pinkertonantics (1:11:51 PM): edit away
"Tucker" (1:11:53 PM): good stuff
pinkertonantics (1:11:59 PM): ive been staring at this too long to know whats a good edit
pinkertonantics (1:11:59 PM): haha
"Tucker" (1:12:15 PM): i'll look at it with fresh eyes and hit you up with anything amiss
pinkertonantics (1:12:37 PM): posted
"Tucker" (1:14:04 PM): argh stupid internet
"Tucker" (1:14:43 PM): reading now
"Tucker" (1:15:04 PM): Lisa Lampinelli's image is broken
pinkertonantics (1:15:38 PM): eff that
pinkertonantics (1:15:38 PM): hahah
pinkertonantics (1:17:03 PM): fixed
"Tucker" (1:17:18 PM): i love stephens roast
pinkertonantics (1:17:23 PM): yeah me too
pinkertonantics (1:17:27 PM): it works in this context too
pinkertonantics (1:17:34 PM): if it was like 6 videos and that itd be lame
"Tucker" (1:17:38 PM): mhm
pinkertonantics (1:17:40 PM): but its a good mix now
"Tucker" (1:19:16 PM): looks good man
"Tucker" (1:19:18 PM): bravisimo
pinkertonantics (1:19:31 PM): ha i did what i could - came out better than expected i think
"Tucker" (1:19:59 PM): its very good. will be tightly contested.
pinkertonantics (1:20:12 PM): have you heard anything the other guys are doing?
"Tucker" (1:20:19 PM): nothing, you?
pinkertonantics (1:20:28 PM): nope. erik said "youll see gotta run!"
pinkertonantics (1:20:30 PM): could mean anything
pinkertonantics (1:20:30 PM): haha
"Tucker" (1:20:43 PM): niice.
"Tucker" (1:20:46 PM): competition <3
pinkertonantics (1:20:51 PM): aw yeah
"Tucker" (1:21:41 PM): i can work on some headline graphics i fyou want?
pinkertonantics (1:21:49 PM): please
"Tucker" (1:22:03 PM): no problem, will send the links
pinkertonantics (1:22:29 PM): i still think it ends kind of abruptly. maybe thats a good thing
pinkertonantics (1:22:31 PM): i just got sick of it
pinkertonantics (1:22:31 PM): haha
"Tucker" (1:23:10 PM): dont blame ya.
pinkertonantics (1:23:55 PM): maybe should put the mexican riot at the end .. that would make more sense
pinkertonantics (1:23:59 PM): cinco de mayo to
pinkertonantics (1:24:00 PM): too
pinkertonantics (1:24:04 PM): im just nitpicking now
pinkertonantics (1:24:04 PM): haha
"Tucker" (1:24:17 PM): haha, anything titlewise you want up?
pinkertonantics (1:28:34 PM): yeah i definitely like that order better
pinkertonantics (1:28:48 PM): ha for the segments ?
"Tucker" (1:28:51 PM): yeah
pinkertonantics (1:30:14 PM): well you have em for your cut ins .. think the hooker one needs something?
pinkertonantics (1:30:22 PM): brb i need a soup haha
"Tucker" (1:30:32 PM): i'm doing one for all of them
"Tucker" (1:36:32 PM): Ashley Roast
i43.tinypic.com/dw9y6a.jpg"Tucker" (1:36:47 PM): Erik Roast
i40.tinypic.com/2il1td.jpg"Tucker" (1:37:04 PM): Jeffrey Roast
i43.tinypic.com/213pvmc.jpg"Tucker" (1:37:21 PM): Morgan Roast
i43.tinypic.com/oiyczb.jpg"Tucker" (1:37:36 PM): Main Title
i44.tinypic.com/ev5sbd.jpg"Tucker" (1:37:48 PM): Erin Roast
i41.tinypic.com/2a69ilz.jpg"Tucker" (1:38:03 PM): Tom Roast
i39.tinypic.com/rayeip.jpg"Tucker" (1:38:20 PM): Megan Roast
i42.tinypic.com/2ahf9yq.jpg"Tucker" (1:38:24 PM): ok i'm off to babysit
"Tucker" (1:38:27 PM): byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee