Episode 7 - Confessionals

[Tom]

Double-you. Tee. Eff.

I'm some unhealthy combination of pissed + frustrated + saddened + confused right now.

No idea.

[Tom]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. Let me crack my knuckles and get to typing away on this here confessional. I would do a video right now but I could guarantee I wouldn't fit everything I need to say inside the YouTube-mandated 10-minute limit. So...

*cracks*

Let's start at the beginning. On Monday night, after some painstaking procrastination and arguments, the Heroes tribe decided to sacrifice Morgan in the hopes of a more unified tribe. Huge, tough decision, but one I felt was 100% correct (despite my eternal love for TRIFORCE).

Well, a couple hours later, I'm awoken by a text from Erin saying that Erik is now voting for Allan. Minutes later, another text saying she, Stephen, and Morgan are also on board for this plan.

WHAT.

I couldn't believe it. Really. In her text Erin was all like, "Yeah, so if you wanna change your vote..."

Uh, NO, I don't wanna change my vote. We all decided on Morgan going. Morgan. Not Allan. Allan, who busted his butt in the last challenge taking all those pics for us. Are you kidding? Allan over Morgan, who posted SHE WANTED OUT OF THIS GAME not a day earlier? What the $%#*?

I did have a little time before work the next morning to change my vote if I wanted to...but I didn't. Screw that. I kept my vote Morgan, hoping Jordan/Tucker would see common sense and vote her as well.

Alas, they did not. I worked all day long, had me a nice workout, came home, ate dinner, then rushed to the Atlanta airport with my family to pick up my sister returning from Italy. Didn't get back home till midnight last night.

I signed back onto the board and was flabbergasted beyond all flabbergastation at what I saw.

Allan was gone.

And tribes were jumbled.

Holy mess. Basically, I still feel like I'm playing catch-up right now. I'm still pissed/saddened by the Allan vote because I just don't understand the reasoning behind it. I'm scared of how things will shake down on the New Villains tribe if they need to vote. Original Villains outnumber Original Heroes over there but Juice is kinda a wild card, as could be Tucker. So...no idea. It makes the prospect of throwing a challenge (or three) somewhat plausible, so that Jordan/Stephen aren't screwed over there.

I do like my new tribe. Jeffrey is frikin hilarious and reminds me of Payne in so many ways. Love the kid. I have very limited doubts he'd be pulling one over on me and mah Heroes. Erin and Erik are also here, and I have to have my trust in them still. Ashley's kinda a floater Hero. I don't think she'll be going anywhere soon, but she's also in no one's long-term plans. So I wonder how long she can last...

Sticky and Megan's days should (hopefully) be numbered. I actually kinda like Sticky in a weird unhealthy way, and would feel kinda bad voting him out fairly early in both All Stars 1 and All Stars 2....but it'd be funny too. Teehee. I just can't trust the dude, no matter how much he tries to connect to my soul. Sorry Sticky.

A lot to digest, as you can see. We might be throwing some challenges here...ugh, I'd hope that wouldn't come back to haunt us...

[Tom]

I'm totally throwing-slash-sabotaging this challenge for my tribe. Teehee. I talked with Erin and Jordan for a while last night, and we basically determined it simply made the most sense for the "Heroes" (curse this tribe name - everyone here aint no hero now) to lose so we can vote out Sticky/Megan. So, I've totally fed all my tribe's answers over to Jordan on the other tribe. That way he knows how many points we have and how much he/they need to get to win this thang. I so sneaky. Never talked with Erik about this, but Erin said they'd briefly discussed the matter, so I assume he'd be totally on board with this.

Supposedly Juice is on board with Stephen and Jordan on the "Villains," but what about Tucker? He's such a huge wild card right now, and I could easily see him aligning with RB and the other villains on that tribe...since, uh, Tucker's basically a villain himself...

The safest thing to do is just to LOSE. I'm sure Sandy/Corey are probably crying FOUL! at this ploy, but how does it benefit me and Erik and Erin if Jordan goes home this round? Or Stephen? Quite simply, it does not. I'm about as confident as can be that Sticky would leave this game if we lose, with Jeffrey surely joining me and Erik and Erin to accomplish this. I assume Ashley would stick with us too, but who really knows where her head is at since Allan left.

Bottom line, this game is WAR now, and it's all about having enough troops on your side. I'm guardedly optimistic my side of Good will prevail, but never underestimate Evil.

Especially when his name is Bud.

[Juice]

What the fuck!! Where are the lawlz's?

Fuck it. I'm counting flabbergastation as 2 lawlz just cuz I fucking love that word!!!

Total - 20 lawlz

Oh fuck, Im saying fuck a lot now. Who has two thumbs and is buzzzed?

THIS GUY