Episode 6: The NEW (and hopefully improved) Andrew

[andrew]

Okay, WOW! Last round will forever be known as one of the craziest, zaniest, and more epically awesome rounds ever!

Bridget tried to blindside me, but thanks in large part to Bud, RB, Megan, and Hooker, I got her instead! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

My confessional last round may sound bad, but I actually really don't have any hard feelings against her. I mean, she's a great player. And the fact is, I probably deserved to go last round. For me to trust Bridget, maybe the one player that's ever been consistantly good at fooling me, was insane and stupid. I should have targetted her immediately, but I didn't. So for that, great job Bridget! You almost got me again! For that, I'll give you an honorary smitting!


NOW, regarding the OTHER votes......Juice, Joel, and Jeffrey. The 3. Joel was the Megan vote, so he's just totally out of the loop, it seems, (and the fact that he didn't vote me out is definitely not something that I'm gonna overlook either. He had every reason to vote me out, and yet he didn't..........I think I could use him later on....we'll have to see).

But yeah, Juice is lying, saying he only was going with the flow. Yeah right, jackass. You really thinK I'm that stupid? Well.......your probably right, but don't say it! Let me think I'm smart!

Jeffrey, scares me the most. He's pissed and he still has that idol. Very worrysome. That's gonna be a bitch to work around, esspecially since he knows he's got to use it next time we lose immunity, or face a double tribal council, which is very likely to happen sooner or later. So he'll have to be dealt with accordingly.......

[andrew]

Well this is interesting. We're voting on the most Villianous Villain, the most Villainous Hero, the most Heroic Villain, and the most Heroic Hero. Yeah, it's pretty obviously there's a twist in here, probably a tribal swap of some sort.

But what exactally? That's what tough to figure out. Are we picking captains for new tribes? Are the people that get voted for the categories the only ones that are getting swapped? Or is is something else? I dunno, this is tough. The villains pretty much unanimously agreed to pick Tucker as the most Villainous Hero, simply cause if this is for a power position, it'd be better for him to get it over Erik or Stephen.

As far as the most Villainous Villain, I was just being honest about it as I picked Juice. Bud isn't too happy about that, but whatever, there's no way that we can guarentee how this twist will work. Why not just be honest and go from there? I dunno.

If we are swapping, obviously this will turn this whole game upside down. This really wasn't a good time for the Villains to have to swap tribes. We just splintered this tribe pretty badly after that last vote, so I'm thinking Juice, Joel, and Jeff are thinking about jumping sides. Joel I could maybe convince to stay with us, the other two, no way. As far as the Heroes, Allan keeps saying he feels like he's in a bad spot, so maybe I could get him and Ashley on board if I'm on the same tribe as them......|


We'll have to see, this game is getting nuttier and nuttier every day....

[andrew]

lucky7777charms(1:38:24 PM):i've got something in the works

lucky7777charms(1:38:45 PM):i've really repaired my damages and friendships with RB and Hooker, gotta convince them to vote with us

lucky7777charms(1:39:10 PM):hopefully to take out Andrew, and eliminate the final piece of "Who really had the idol? Andrew or Bridget"


Ugh, that would be Joel, after he tried to make a deal with me. Joel is such a fricken moron. He's trying to spread doubt in our alliances eyes and doing a horrible job at it. This is why Joel never does well at these games.

Anyway, because that damn idol is still in Jeff's hands, the Fabtastic 5 (my shitty alliance name for me, Hooker, Bud, Megan, and RB) will have to split our votes. We've made it clear to Juice and Jeff that it's Joel that's going.

But we're splitting the votes. 3 for Juice, 2 for Joel. That way, if Juice and Jeff actually go along with the plan, it'll be 4 Joel, 3 Juice, 1 Andrew. If they fuck up, it'll be 3 Andrew, 3 Juice, 2 Joel and in the revote, it'll be 4 Juice, 2 Andrew, Juice is done.

Course, I hate splitting votes because it usually takes just one moron to fuck it up and everything goes to hell. We'll have to see where this goes......

[andrew]

So about my position and my tribemates now....

Position: Obviously it's not so good right now. I still have a big target over my head, over that damn idol! Ugh, I really should have left the fucking thing alone! I'd probably still have no votes against me right now if I hadn't gone after it! Ah well, it happens. At least I've got my alliance, but that won't help much with that idol hanging around........

I'll get to the tribemates in a minute...

[andrew]

Okay, about my F.S.K.A. tribemates (Future Serial Killers of America). Once again, going by trust.

1. Hooker: Hook's been number 1 since the beginning, that's not gonna change anytime soon with these crazy fuckers. Big part of the reason I'm still here. He's definitely playing better than me right now, which is definitely something I'm looking into long term wise.....but for now, Hook's my #1 ally.

2. Megan: Megan and I get along great and now that we're allies, we're finally talking more strategy and we actually have quite a bit in common. I strongly think that she and Bud are in a final 2 alliance, which makes sense. If so, I have an idea forming in my head.....

3. Bud: Bud's the reason I'm still here, and he lets me know that every time we talk. It's pretty annoying actually as he reminds me for the xth time that he's the one who started the Bridget Blindside. However, it's the best thing he could be telling me. That he's telling me this clearly shows that he thinks he can control me and that I'll do whatever Mr. Man (my nickname for him) wants me to do. I want Mr. Man to think exactally that, that I'm totally endebted to him and that I'll never betray him out of gratitude, (hell I STARTED that! I'm glad it's working!). Mr. Man is definitely in control of this tribe right now, which is awesome. My plans all this time were to have him be on the top of the totem pole, and for everyone to know it. Post merge, this will be awesome for me and easy for me to blindside him when the time's right. I want Mr. Man to trust me, but he'll regret it if he does.

4. RB: Only because we're allies. I never talk to him, except maybe, I dunno, 5 times this whole game. Unacceptable. We gotta get online at the same time more often. RB's gonna be around a while, I see that already.

5. Jeffrey: There isn't much saving grace here. Jeffrey voted me out, so f him. Actually, Hooker told me Jeff wasn't happy about voting me out. I dunno if that's true or not, but if so, maybe I can salvage something with him long term. I told him that what's done is done and I'm ready to move on past the last vote. I didn't mean a word of it. He said he agreed. I'm convinced he was lying. He's in a shitty spot, but with that idol, he's pretty untouchable right now, so I need to convince him that I have no hard feelings and that we can possible work together in the future. Bottom line is, he HAS to be convinced I'm telling him the truth, failure in this regard, not an option.

6. Juice: I knew Juice was a snake from day 1. I knew that he was only a short term solution to alliance issues. I knew that I would need him out eventually. I just didn't think it'd be this soon. Ugh, I'm really nervous right now with him in the game. He knows that me and Hook were making deals with a lot of people, I really don't feel to confident with him around. The sooner he goes, the better for me.

7. Joel: However, Joel needs to go now. As much as I'd like to get rid of Juice, I almost was able to ensure Juice was next to go. However, Joel decided he just HAD to stir the pot. He's been telling Bud that I need to go, telling me that Megan needs to go, probably telling Megan that Hooker need to go, probably telling Erik that Morgan needs to go, etc. Joel is just trying to control this tribe......and neither has the power nor the brains to pull it off. Joel is doomed, I can't stand the sore loser idiot anymore, and my only regret is that, due to the fucking idol, I won't even be voting for this buffoon, I have to vote Juice just in case Jeff is even dumber than Joel and gives Joel the idol. All I gotta say is, while I actually like the guy as a person, I can't stand him in the game and I can't wait to get his whiny ass out of here!

[andrew]

Okay Mr. Man (Bud) is starting to creep me out a bit. All this sacrifice talk and wiping ketchup () all over himself is really disturbing. Of course, since I'm working on getting Bud to totally trust me, I told him it was epic..........which it kinda was. Epic wtf is going through your head kid?

Nah, to be honest, they were pretty funny, just creepy in a "Hey Timmy! It's Bozo the clown!! And he wants to rape you in the buttttttttt!!!!! But don't fret, here's an animal balloon!! Wohohohohoooo!!!! It's shaped like a penis now!! Now just bend over, and you'll get a surprise from Mr. Red Rover!!!!" way.

That's about all I wanted to say. Bud's cool and all that, but after that, I may need an exorcism.....

[andrew]

bumping my own confessional