Post by andrew on Apr 14, 2010 15:35:13 GMT -5
Episode 3A: The ii Team
(NOTE: FOR THE 3RD TIME, I WARN YOU ALL NOT TO GET OFFENDED BY THESE!!! THINK OF THIS AS AN EDIT ON THE REAL SHOW. THE PEOPLE AREN'T ACTUALLY THIS INSANE, IT JUST LOOKS GOOD FOR TV!)
(Horrible Country Music)
TUSCALOOSA (RED)
Payne
Noah
Piper
Syafiq
Skylar
KJ
Kirin
Robbie
Darcy
MONTGOMERY (GREEN)
Kumi
Ektor
Ginny
Richard
Caydie
Heather
Matthew
Mike
Caitlin
BIRMINGHAM (BLUE)
Vartevar
Alyssa
Lorii
Kyle R.
Courtney
Kyle F.
Artist
Donna
MOBILE (YELLOW)
Tim
Andii
Earl
Christina
Taylor
Zoe
Sandy
Alexander
Brittany
*****
MOBILE
As the tribe entered the camp, the mood was quiet. Earl was gone, thank God. However, Alex, Tim, and Taylor were getting nervous. It was now 5-3 in the girl's favor. They had a pow-wow together to make sure that no matter what they did, they would all be safe after this vote. It was bros before hoes for sure! They agreed they had a smart plan and were glad they were able to talk in private.
Well, almost in private. Brittany had been inside the trail park home, trying to find a spoon when she overheard their entire conversation. So, Alex wants to start playing everyone, does he? she thought to herself. Well, me and Andii can do that too!
She and Andii then talked and agreed that they needed to keep an eye out on Alex. Taylor, they both knew they couldn't trust anyway. Hell, he had MURDERED someone just to get into the game, what else was he capible of doing? And Tim was just stupidly arrogant. Nobody liked Tim. As Andii said in her confessional, "The question about Tim isn't if he's the next to go home. The question is how long will it take before someone kills him?"
*****
MONTGOMERY
It was a beautiful Sunday morning over at the Green Team's camp. Heather was lecturing about the need to go to church, Richard was impressing the other girls with intelligent facts, and Matthew was getting excitied over something. Suddenly, a huge roar of victory was heard. "YESSSSSSSS!!!! I FIND COOKIES!!!!"
Everyone turned to Kumi, the cookie fanatic. In her hand was a package of store bought chocolate chip cookies. Well, half empty, as Kumi was already wolfing them down.
"Um, Kumi, those look really old and dirty" Caitlin warned.
"Yeah, when do/did they expire? We dont' want you to get sick Kumi" cautioned Richard.
"OMG!!! COOKIES!!!!" Screamed Matthew as he snatched a cookie and immediately devoured it.
"THIEF!!! YOU STEAL MY COOKIE!!!"
"OMG BITCH! LEARN TO SHARE!!!"
"NO! I FIND COOKIE FIRST! THEY MINE!!!"
"Yeah, that was really sinful of you Matthew," lectured the ever religious Heather, "Thou shall not steal"
"You know Heather, I don't think anyone really gives a fuck about your religion" snarked Ginny.
"WHAT?! HOW COULD ANYONE NOT CARE ABOUT....."
"ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU NO GET MY COOKIE!!"
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE! DIE! DIE!!"
Kumi and Matthew had begun a fistfight. It took the entire tribe to stop and separate them. Then they had to separate Ginny and Heather from fighting too.
"Up until now, this tribe was working really well together," Mike stated in his confessional, "Who'd have thought that a cookie would start the downfall of Montgomery?"
*****
TUSCALOOSA
Payne, Darcy, KJ, Noah, Robbie, and Kirin met up for another strategy talk, this time to determine who would get voted out of the tribe should they lose the next immunity challenge. Skylar was cocky and a threat, but strong at the challenges. Piper was annoying and only decent at competitions. Syafiq was the most tolerable of the 3, but everyone still disliked "Syafierce".
"You can't go wrong with voting any of the 3 Stooges Out" Payne said. "You either take out the cocky idiot, the delusional weido, or Pippy. Any of those 3 going would make my day"
KJ just wanted there to be an agreement. The more unified this alliance was with the vote, she realized, the more unbreakable they would be. It was obvious that Tuscaloosa was the strongest tribe. There really was no reason why they couldn't run the table and win out on all the challenges. After it got to the alliance as the final 6, she would work Darcy and Kirin into getting rid of the boys. It'd be nice to have an all girl final 3, she thought.
Syafiq and Robbie were bored and decided to have a bet. Syafiq claimed he could "fierce" up and throw the tribe's machete through a coconut. "Dude, that's not even possible. NO ONE can throw a machete through a coco...."
"I.....AM.......SYAFIERCE!!!!!!" With a roar, Syafiq "morphed" into Syafierce, threw the machete 20 feet and easily chopped the coconut in half. Robbie could only stare in disbelief.
"How does a skinny asian kid DO something like that?" he wondered to the camera later on, "is he on horse steriods or something? Either way, I think he could be really useful down the road to this tribe. If he keeps morphing or whatever, we may never lose another challenge!"
*****
BIRMINGHAM
Courtney and Alyssa were sulking. The vote hadn't gone their way and they were PISSED at Kyle F. for being an idiot. Why would you help VARTEVAR out? He was mean and controlling! And ugly too! "I'm going to make Kyle wish he was never born," Courtney promised. "You go girlfriend!" Alyssa responded, suddenly happy. They were pretty much screwed at this point of the game. Birmingham was not going to win many challenges with this group, so they would be going to tribal council again soon. So since they were going home, they might as well go out with a bang!
Lorii was passed out on the floor inside the trailer park home. She had discovered some apple juice that was serious fermented, getting her drunk easily. This stuff is goooooooooooood! She thought in her inebriated state, Maybe I can use this stuff to help us win immunity today!!! If not, Alyssa would get voted out anyway, so Lorii had nothing to lose by trying...
Kyle F. was feeling like a heel today. He had been the swing vote in getting rid of CJ, and now he felt bad about doing it. Vartevar really was an ungrateful jerk, having just made fun of his skinny body all morning long. I save him from going home and he makes fun of me, he thought sadly. Maybe he could turn the tables on V next vote. He would need one other person though. With Lorii being drunk and Kyle R. being Vartevar's bitch, he decided on Donna. If those 2 worked together with the girls and Artist to get Vartevar out, just maybe.....
Donna wasn't happy. Bobby Jon Kyle had just approached her about getting rid of Vartevar next vote. So now, the votes would be 4-4. It had taken a long time to convince the naive child that Vartevar was useful to both of them. Yes, he was mean and evil, but they could use him as a sheild from getting more votes cast against them. Kyle seemed convinced, but Donna didn't know for sure if he could be trusted anymore. I should tell Vartevar to be careful, she thought to herself....
(NOTE: FOR THE 3RD TIME, I WARN YOU ALL NOT TO GET OFFENDED BY THESE!!! THINK OF THIS AS AN EDIT ON THE REAL SHOW. THE PEOPLE AREN'T ACTUALLY THIS INSANE, IT JUST LOOKS GOOD FOR TV!)
(Horrible Country Music)
TUSCALOOSA (RED)
Payne
Noah
Piper
Syafiq
Skylar
KJ
Kirin
Robbie
Darcy
MONTGOMERY (GREEN)
Kumi
Ektor
Ginny
Richard
Caydie
Heather
Matthew
Mike
Caitlin
BIRMINGHAM (BLUE)
Vartevar
Alyssa
Lorii
Kyle R.
Courtney
Kyle F.
Artist
Donna
MOBILE (YELLOW)
Tim
Andii
Earl
Christina
Taylor
Zoe
Sandy
Alexander
Brittany
*****
MOBILE
As the tribe entered the camp, the mood was quiet. Earl was gone, thank God. However, Alex, Tim, and Taylor were getting nervous. It was now 5-3 in the girl's favor. They had a pow-wow together to make sure that no matter what they did, they would all be safe after this vote. It was bros before hoes for sure! They agreed they had a smart plan and were glad they were able to talk in private.
Well, almost in private. Brittany had been inside the trail park home, trying to find a spoon when she overheard their entire conversation. So, Alex wants to start playing everyone, does he? she thought to herself. Well, me and Andii can do that too!
She and Andii then talked and agreed that they needed to keep an eye out on Alex. Taylor, they both knew they couldn't trust anyway. Hell, he had MURDERED someone just to get into the game, what else was he capible of doing? And Tim was just stupidly arrogant. Nobody liked Tim. As Andii said in her confessional, "The question about Tim isn't if he's the next to go home. The question is how long will it take before someone kills him?"
*****
MONTGOMERY
It was a beautiful Sunday morning over at the Green Team's camp. Heather was lecturing about the need to go to church, Richard was impressing the other girls with intelligent facts, and Matthew was getting excitied over something. Suddenly, a huge roar of victory was heard. "YESSSSSSSS!!!! I FIND COOKIES!!!!"
Everyone turned to Kumi, the cookie fanatic. In her hand was a package of store bought chocolate chip cookies. Well, half empty, as Kumi was already wolfing them down.
"Um, Kumi, those look really old and dirty" Caitlin warned.
"Yeah, when do/did they expire? We dont' want you to get sick Kumi" cautioned Richard.
"OMG!!! COOKIES!!!!" Screamed Matthew as he snatched a cookie and immediately devoured it.
"THIEF!!! YOU STEAL MY COOKIE!!!"
"OMG BITCH! LEARN TO SHARE!!!"
"NO! I FIND COOKIE FIRST! THEY MINE!!!"
"Yeah, that was really sinful of you Matthew," lectured the ever religious Heather, "Thou shall not steal"
"You know Heather, I don't think anyone really gives a fuck about your religion" snarked Ginny.
"WHAT?! HOW COULD ANYONE NOT CARE ABOUT....."
"ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU NO GET MY COOKIE!!"
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE! DIE! DIE!!"
Kumi and Matthew had begun a fistfight. It took the entire tribe to stop and separate them. Then they had to separate Ginny and Heather from fighting too.
"Up until now, this tribe was working really well together," Mike stated in his confessional, "Who'd have thought that a cookie would start the downfall of Montgomery?"
*****
TUSCALOOSA
Payne, Darcy, KJ, Noah, Robbie, and Kirin met up for another strategy talk, this time to determine who would get voted out of the tribe should they lose the next immunity challenge. Skylar was cocky and a threat, but strong at the challenges. Piper was annoying and only decent at competitions. Syafiq was the most tolerable of the 3, but everyone still disliked "Syafierce".
"You can't go wrong with voting any of the 3 Stooges Out" Payne said. "You either take out the cocky idiot, the delusional weido, or Pippy. Any of those 3 going would make my day"
KJ just wanted there to be an agreement. The more unified this alliance was with the vote, she realized, the more unbreakable they would be. It was obvious that Tuscaloosa was the strongest tribe. There really was no reason why they couldn't run the table and win out on all the challenges. After it got to the alliance as the final 6, she would work Darcy and Kirin into getting rid of the boys. It'd be nice to have an all girl final 3, she thought.
Syafiq and Robbie were bored and decided to have a bet. Syafiq claimed he could "fierce" up and throw the tribe's machete through a coconut. "Dude, that's not even possible. NO ONE can throw a machete through a coco...."
"I.....AM.......SYAFIERCE!!!!!!" With a roar, Syafiq "morphed" into Syafierce, threw the machete 20 feet and easily chopped the coconut in half. Robbie could only stare in disbelief.
"How does a skinny asian kid DO something like that?" he wondered to the camera later on, "is he on horse steriods or something? Either way, I think he could be really useful down the road to this tribe. If he keeps morphing or whatever, we may never lose another challenge!"
*****
BIRMINGHAM
Courtney and Alyssa were sulking. The vote hadn't gone their way and they were PISSED at Kyle F. for being an idiot. Why would you help VARTEVAR out? He was mean and controlling! And ugly too! "I'm going to make Kyle wish he was never born," Courtney promised. "You go girlfriend!" Alyssa responded, suddenly happy. They were pretty much screwed at this point of the game. Birmingham was not going to win many challenges with this group, so they would be going to tribal council again soon. So since they were going home, they might as well go out with a bang!
Lorii was passed out on the floor inside the trailer park home. She had discovered some apple juice that was serious fermented, getting her drunk easily. This stuff is goooooooooooood! She thought in her inebriated state, Maybe I can use this stuff to help us win immunity today!!! If not, Alyssa would get voted out anyway, so Lorii had nothing to lose by trying...
Kyle F. was feeling like a heel today. He had been the swing vote in getting rid of CJ, and now he felt bad about doing it. Vartevar really was an ungrateful jerk, having just made fun of his skinny body all morning long. I save him from going home and he makes fun of me, he thought sadly. Maybe he could turn the tables on V next vote. He would need one other person though. With Lorii being drunk and Kyle R. being Vartevar's bitch, he decided on Donna. If those 2 worked together with the girls and Artist to get Vartevar out, just maybe.....
Donna wasn't happy. Bobby Jon Kyle had just approached her about getting rid of Vartevar next vote. So now, the votes would be 4-4. It had taken a long time to convince the naive child that Vartevar was useful to both of them. Yes, he was mean and evil, but they could use him as a sheild from getting more votes cast against them. Kyle seemed convinced, but Donna didn't know for sure if he could be trusted anymore. I should tell Vartevar to be careful, she thought to herself....
