Episode 2: Villians United?

[andrew]

Okay, so Torah was the first person voted out of iSurv1vor Tasmania. I find that kinda funny since this was her home country and all that, so apparently she was too busy playing with kangaroos to pay attention to the actual game.

Anyway, not really and surprises in the vote other than Katy self voting. I'm really kinda stunned that she'd actually let herself self vote....AGAIN. It's like seriously, if you have that many damn computer issues, send Sandy a freaking voting list so that you don't get removed yet again!

It really worries me because everyone noticed it and now everyone is talking about her out next, including Hooker! I can understand someone like Bridget or Joel wanting her out, but HOOKER?! C'mon dude! You can't really be stupid enough to want to vote a member of your alliance out already?! To be fair, he did say he'd only vote her out if she stays inacitve, but STILL! If you have the numbers, use them, don't throw them away just because everyone else wants to do it.

Katy is back though and I'll mention the voting list to her and after I make a comment or two about how annoyied I am with her self-voting, she'll probably bitch at me and act hurt, then I'll fall for it and feel like a dickhead, then I'll probably run back crying to her, saying I'm sorry and I never will insult her again, and then she'll forgive me, but still slap me anyway.

Anyway, this round is going to be a critical one. Obviously winning immunity is very important, but if we don't win, the tribal dynamics are gonna be interesting.

Bud keeps talking about the Villains being more united after losing the controversial first challenge. Frankly, I don't see it. In fact, Juice told me that there are plenty of people who want him gone soon. So Mr. Bud could be going home next. Personally, I'd rather keep him around because he is such a loud mouth and would be a great shield should a tribal swap/merge happen and we're down numbers. He'd get voted out right away, giving everyone else more time to work something out.

Ideally, I'd vote out someone that I haven't talked to as much, like Jeffrey or RB. Jeff's been active from what I hear, but I only talk to him in chatrooms, never one on one. RB, I've seen online twice. I mean, seriously dude? You get a surprising second chance and he's really doing nothing with it. Kinda lame if you ask me. So yeah, I'd like to go that route.

However, I also need to keep thinking about UTR. If I try to start control things now, everyone will see me as a threat and that will not end well, ala Ireland. So I don't know what I want to do just yet.

Alliance wise, I still have mine with Juice/Hooker/Katy. I suspect Bridget/Jeffrey and I'm sure it isn't just those two. Bud/Joel could be one too. Megan, I would guess she'd be with Bridget and Jeff before Bud and Joel, but you never know for sure. RB, probably has nobody, which could make him useful.

Ugh, I know this vote is going to mean a lot in the long run. How, I don't know. But it will.

[andrew]

Ohhhh boy. After that challenge, I'm pretty pissed off. That was another challenge we should have won and lost for no damn good reason.

Everyone was here and ready to do the challenge except Katy and Jeffrey at 9. Jeffrey had a legitimate excuse for being late, (he wasn't going to be around till 11:30). Katy's excuse was wanting to piss everyone off and cause us to lose again.

I mean, C'MON! Out of everyone here, I probably like Katy the most. But I still want her ass out of here after that pathetic display.

So I ask myself the question I wrote in my episode title, are the villains united? Why yes, yes they are. We've all decided to murder Katy. Yay Villains! Unity is good! Killing people better!

[andrew]

Anddd I damn near forgot the more important news of the day.

So, I've mentioned that Juice came to me and talked about offing Bud next. And how paranoid I was getting because I didn't like that idea?

Well it got worse. Hooker and RB have both told me that Joel has been approaching people to get Bud out. Now, I'm not alligned with either of them, but it still worries me because I actually thought they were allied. Hooker isn't happy about Bud possibly going soon either, (mind you, Katy is out now, no question, I'm talking about after this vote).

So Stickman and the Hooker have decided that we're going to cut our ties with Juice. We'll still let him think we're with him, but his ass is grass. Juice has been playing the game harder than anyone else so far and he's a mammoth threat.

My plan is to ally with RB, Bud, and hopefully Megan to work against Joel, Juice, and long term, Bridget and Jeffrey too. Hooker's fine with getting Joel out, but he's still being wishy washy about offing Juice. Frankly, he needs to let Juicy Fruit go, (sorry Juice, couldn't resisit that one). Juice is not trustworthy, has lied to at least me more than once that I know of, and he really isn't all that impressive in the challenges. He's good, but not SO good that we can't afford to lose him.


Now for some good news. Katy being the obvious vote off will actually help our plan since it gives us an extra round or two to get this alliance together.

Better news, I'm now in an alliance with RB. He says nobody's approached him yet for an alliance, (which of course he'd say, but I'll be nice and give him the benefit of the doubt) and seems really happy to work with me. I need people like RB, willing to spill their guts out to me about how they feel about things. RB is going to be very useful to me. So far it's just me and him in that regard.

I've also approached Megan about "watching each other's backs". That's step one to an alliance. Now Megan worries me a little bit in that she's been more social than she was in the past, so I highly doubt that I'm going to be the first person to approach her with an alliance. But hopefully me and Hook can get her in with us.

Bud will be no problem. He probably doesn't even have an alliance yet. Okay well I'm sure he does, but I doubt it means anything unless it's Megan, which would be oh so convinient.

Now, there is definitely the potential of this not working. Megan could have an alliance with someone like Bridget and decide to squeal on us. If so, I'm taking the neccesary step of having it look like Hooker is the brains behind this one. That way if we do get caught, he goes first, giving me more time to work something out.

So yeah, this could work out very well! We'll just have to see where this goes from here!