Episode 2 - Are you friggin kidding me?

[Joel]

Well, we just got back from tribal council. Torah was voted out. No real big surprise there. She was the most useless bitch on this tribe. Completely innactive and a waste of space. Not sorry to see her go, although I did enjoy the fifteen minute conversation I had with her before tribal council.

And then Katy self-votes. How the fuck do you self-vote in the very first tribal council of the season. That is the most rediculus thing I have ever seen in my life. I know it showed me, and I wonder if it showed anyone else that you are probably our next weakest link on the tribe. Not to mention you aren't very social. Well at least to me. I think I have had like a five minute conversation with you, and it wasn't a very good conversation at that.

I must say this though. I absolutely want Bud out of this game immediately. I cannot stand that fucker at all. What a whiney little bitch he is. Not to mention he thinks he is God's gift to our tribe, and clearly he isn't, since that would be me. I don't think I have seen him interact with people, and not complain or bitch or provoke an argument about something. I understand we are the villians, but he is taking that a little way to over the top. Why would you basicially commit suicide in this game, just to live up to the role of a villian. I mean fuck, I am probably more villianous than almost everyone on this tribe, but I know when to break out my devious ways, and I know when doing so would shoot me in the foot.

Him arguing with Erik and some others over whether the alumni should be allowed back into whatever they were in or doing was the final straw for me. I mean really, is Bud fucking stupid? He must be, because his actions are going to outcast not only himself, but the rest of us villians from even having a chance to work with the heros in the event of a tribal switch or the merge. They are going to think we are all just like Bud, and we clearly aren't. Do you know how hard it has been to keep my mouth shut, and not go off on this moron, and tell him to keep his yapper shut.

On a better side though, I have expressed my concerns about this situation to Juice and Bridget. Thankfully, they both were relieved when I told them how I felt, because they were having similiar feelings. I started thinking about it, and I told Bridget it'd be best if we probably didn't say anything to him. Then if we lose a challenge or two, we can use the logic of the heros not wanting to work with us if we ever come into contact with them, due to Bud's actions, as a reason to vote him out of the game. See Bud, that is an evil plan I set up. That is villianous, that is why I am here!

I will say the funniest part of my day came right after I was talking to Juice about the Bud situation. Bud started a conversation with me, and asked me flat out what my problem was with him. I was seriously laughing my ass off. Of course I told him that I didn't have a problem with him, and asked him why he felt that I did. His response was that I always seem rude and shit to him in group talks. He is a smart man, because I have purposely made little rude comments to him in the chat and stuff, so that he'd take a hint and shut the fuck up. He caught on!

He told me that maybe it was because he didn't know me, and didn't know how to take me. I told him he needed to go research Patagonia then, because he'd find out I don't sugar coat things. If I didn't like him I would tell him flat out, and he needed to quit being paranoid. Best lie in the world. He ate every bit of it up.

I will give him credit, he was smart to catch onto the fact that I really don't like him. But, he is playing as a minor in the major league, and has no idea who he is dealing with when it comes to me. So he reverts back to being stupid, and eating up my logic and reason as to why I don't hate him. HAHAHA! Fuckin douche.

[Joel]

Yesterday was an awkward day over all.

I think I have made it clear that I am alligned with RB, and we plan on going to the final two together. Well, we had a little squabble yesterday afternoon. It really put me in an awkward situation.

He approached me yesterday, because Bud had expressed concern to him that I really didn't like him. Well duh, I don't fucking like Bud. RB asked me if this was true, and I told him it was. I also told him how I told Bud he had nothing to worry about either. But, I genuinely hate Bud, and RB knows it. It all stems from that first talk I had had with him, when he basically ripped my head off, for giving my opinion.

RB and I started talking about how we should play things out in this tribe. We both agreed that the innactive Katy should be the next person to go. But then we differ in thought next. I absolutely want Bud to go if we have to go to a third tribal council, and will be doing everything in my power to make sure that happens.

On the other hand, RB wants to take out Andrew, Jeffrey, Bridget, or Juice if we go to a third tribal. Preferably Juice or Andrew. I wouldn't mind taking out Andrew, because yeah we do talk, but it isn't like we are in an alliance or anything. Juice? No way in hell I will vote him out this early. RB got pissed at me, because I don't want to vote Juice out that early in the game, because I trust Juice. He is upset because he feels I don't have his back, becauase he honestly feels Juice will start coming for him hardcore. Well hello Mr. RB, but how do you think I feel about leaving Bud in the game.

It was a little argument he had, and I don't know if we can come to a mutual agreement or not. I really hope we can, and I don't want this little fight to ruin our final two. I mean we have been friends for six years now, there has to be some way we can come to a mutual decision on who to vote out if we go to a third tribal council.

If RB won't sway, and wants to vote out Juice, I will have to think of something. I will have to think of a plan to not only keep Juice safe, but keep RB safe as well. I have an idea on how to do that, but I am not sure if it would really pan out.

Now the optomistic side of me wants to think and believe, that we just won't lose any more challenges from now until the merge. Hah! I made a funny.

[Joel]

So I was really excited for this immunity challenge. We got rid of Torah, and everyone else seemed ready to kick some Hero ass. I thought it was a perfect conbination for a Villians Victory. Too good to be perfect.

We were all in a tribal chat last night, rip, roaring, and ready to go. Everyone had what they needed ready so that we could zip through the challenge. Everyone that is, except Katy. She decided to just not show up.

So we decided to wait around and see if she would show for almost three fucking hours, and that bitch never did show. We decided to go ahead and start the challenge in hopes she would come when were were doing another part of it.

By the time we got to her part, the last part she still wasn't on, so we had to take a fucking hour pentalty to make sure her portion was complete. This penalty allowed the Heros to win again, and now we are off to tribal council AGAIN.

I can't believe Katy, she has been more innactive in two rounds than Torah was for one. Why even sign up to play a game if you aren't going to be commited and be around for all the tasks and things that are expected out of us. You pretty much just wasted someone elses spot in this game, who would've went balls to the wall.

You are getting the boot you retarded bitch, and I don't feel bad about that at all. You suck plain in simple. I am tired of losing challenges, and I am pissed off that I got stuck with the short straw tribe, when the Heros have a completely dedicated group.

If after we boot Katy we still can't win a challenge, I swear, these people will feel the wrath of Joel. This is the second and last seemingly innactive boot we have to make, so there are no more excuses from here on out.