iSurv1vor: The Rejects

[andrew]

So like I promised when I got cast, I will be doing a storyline verision of iSurv1vor like Klein has. Except, rather than focusing on people who made the Heroes vs. Villains cast, I'm going to focus on the people who didn't make the cut, thus the Rejects. Since I get to be the creator, I'm looking forward to abusing the hell out of the people in this cast!



(VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Please, do not take this personally! I'm just having a little fun here and I don't mean to offend anyone that is mentioned in this game! Just cheer up, and learn to laugh at your shortcomings! Besides, we all know the character you're protrayed as isn't actually who you are, so relax!)


Episode 0: The Beginning of.......the beginning


"Hey there everybody! This is Klein, your host for the newest season of the red hot reality show, iSurv1vor!

This season will be different for many reasons! For one thing, this isn't actually going to count as a real season of iSurv1vor. The real show is iSurv1vor 14: Heroes vs. Villains, but I wanted to give some people who didn't make the cut another go at their favorite show! Since Sandy and Corey are too busy hosting the actual game, they've graciously allowed me to be the host!

Right now we are in one of the most exotic locations in the entire world, Alabama! In this beautiful location, the castaways will have to brave mosquitoes, litter, mild humitity, and insested raciest hillbillys in their quest for survival! 40 of the most infamous players in iSurv1vor history will sleep, mope, and bore their way to victory! In the end, only one person will be win and get the $0 dollar prize!

This is......iSurv1vor 14.5: The Rejects!!!

89 Days! 40 Rejects! 1 iSurv1vor!"




Theme music, (consisting of horrible country music)


Heather (Hawaii)
Earl (Hawaii)
CJ (Arabia)
Kodie (Hawaii)
Sebastian (Patagonia, Ireland)
Alyssa (Peru, Montenegro)
Brittany (Peru, Montenegro)
Piper (Hawaii, Ireland)
Vartevar (Arabia)
Robbie (Arabia, Montenegro)
Ektor (Egypt)
Payne (Hawaii, Ireland)
Courtney (Canada)
Kyle (Cambodia, Hawaii)
Syafiq (Montenegro)
Caydie (Peru)
Chris (Arabia)
Kimber (Patagonia, Ireland)
Donna (China, Ireland)
Tim (Patagonia)
Kumi (Greek Isles)
Zoe (China, Egypt)
Artist (Hawaii)
Lorii (Hawaii, Ireland, Montenegro)
Caitlin (Montenegro)
Mike (Fiji, Ireland)
Andii (Hawaii, Ireland, Canada)
KJ (Cambodia, Ireland, Canada)
Sandy (Bermuda)
Alexander (Arabia, Montenegro)
Kirin (Peru, Montenegro)
Ginny (Peru, Arabia)
Noah (Canada)
Richard (China, Ireland)
Skylar (China)
Kyle (Egypt)
Christina (Cambodia)
Darcy (Cambodia)
Park (Arabia)
MATTHEW (Hawaii, Ireland)




HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!!!!! (Trust me, you'll wanna read the entire season whether your in the cast or not!)

[andrew]

Episode 1: The Official Cast

THE CAST

Heather (Hawaii)
Earl (Hawaii)
CJ (Arabia)
Kodie (Hawaii)
Sebastian (Patagonia, Ireland)
Alyssa (Peru, Montenegro)
Brittany (Peru, Montenegro)
Piper (Hawaii, Ireland)
Vartevar (Arabia)
Robbie (Arabia, Montenegro)
Ektor (Egypt)
Payne (Hawaii, Ireland)
Courtney (Canada)
Kyle (Cambodia, Hawaii)
Syafiq (Montenegro)
Caydie (Peru)
Chris (Arabia)
Kimber (Patagonia, Ireland)
Donna (China, Ireland)
Tim (Patagonia)
Kumi (Greek Isles)
Zoe (China, Egypt)
Artist (Hawaii)
Lorii (Hawaii, Ireland, Montenegro)
Caitlin (Montenegro)
Mike (Fiji, Ireland)
Andii (Hawaii, Ireland, Canada)
KJ (Cambodia, Ireland, Canada)
Sandy (Bermuda)
Alexander (Arabia, Montenegro)
Kirin (Peru, Montenegro)
Ginny (Peru, Arabia)
Noah (Canada)
Richard (China, Ireland)
Skylar (China)
Kyle (Egypt)
Christina (Cambodia)
Darcy (Cambodia)
Park (Arabia)
MATTHEW (Hawaii, Ireland)


It was a beautiful day in a cornfield, somewhere in Alabama. On a normal day, tractors would be rolling, children would be hunting for possum lunch, and the mothers would be breast-feeding for all to see. However, today was different, Klein thought to himself as he watched the SUVs drive up. Today was the beginning of iSurv1vor 14.5: The Rejects!

For months now, he had been preparing for this game. Ever since Heroes vs. Villains had been casted, Klein had pestered iSurv1vor hosts Sandy and Corey about letting other people play. Finally, after threatning to strangle him if he asked one more time, they decided to allow him to host his own game filled with people who hadn't made the cut. And so, here it was, on this beautiful muggy day in the cornfield that the worst of the worst would get another go!

Among the new players was Kodie, nicknamed Jesus Codie due to his hypocritic believe that he was a saintly guy and had quit during the Hawaii season after emotions. He vowed never to not let his emotionals and desire of teenage boys get the better of him this time.

Then there was Kyle, nicknamed Bobby Jon Kyle for his admiration of Survivor contestant Bobby Jon. He still believed that peace and good ol' southern charms could pull it off. Heck, now he even had home field advantage!

Courtney (real name Tian) was here to prove she was robbed unfairly in Canada. That had been the season the Skype alliance had dominated the game and others outside of it never had a chance. And now two of those Skypers were in Heroes and Villains, she thought bitterly to herself. She'd prove herself yet.

And of course there was Heather, sarcastically nicknamed Heather Klum for her horrid looks. Considered the worst player ever, "Yay! We won immunity! Safe from tribal council!" was all she ever heard since she had been voted out of Hawaii. That would change, she thought. This time the audience would see her TRUE personality, where her faith in God would result in her victory!

And finally, not all of the players in this season were considered bad players. Richard from China and Ireland was here too. Once he was even considered the greatest player in iSurv1vor history. However, his lackluster preformance in Ireland had hurt his reputation badly. I'll make up for it this time, he promised himself. I'll be active this time and actually win a game this time around!


And so all 40 of the players were here in Alabama, excitied to finally get another shot at redemption!

***

"Alright guys and gals! This is it! iSurv1vor 14.5: The Rejects!" annouced Klein! "40 of you are here today in beautiful...." he stopped and stared as a topless 50 year old man wandered into the area, drank some whiskey, then wandered back off.

".....ummm beautiful Alabama! Your here to play the game you've loved for so long! You'll see there have been some cuts that you wouldn't have expected, but all in all I think everyone that deserves another shot at iSurv1vor is here!" everyone cheered.

Klein looked around and smiled. "Take a look around you. The 40 of you had better get used to each other cause you'll be seeing most of these people for a long, long time! However, there is a twist of course! That twist is....."


"That TAYLOR is in the game! YAYYYYYYYYY ,meeeeee!!!!" yelled Taylor (a longtime iSurv1vor veteren from Cambodia, Ireland, and Arabia) as he suddenly appeared out of the corn field. Everyone stared in shock as he started high-fiving everyone.

"Taylor, what the hell are you doing here?" Klein responded, stunned at his intruder. "Your not in the cast at all! In fact, I sAnd frankly, I'm a little creeped out that you were watching us all this time from over there. How'd you find out the game was in Alabama anyway?"

"What....what do you mean I.....WASN'T supposed to be here? I.......I........I don't believe you! Did the Triforce alliance put you up to this?".

"Ummmmmm, no. Your not in this game! Now go home!"

"Never! I was born to be in iSurv1vor and win one of these days!!!"

"Taylor, the cast is already set, how am I suppose to put you in here now?"

"Oh, don't worry about that." Taylor suddenly sounded rather odd. His voice, normally higher pitched, was now deep and disturbed. He looked at the cast, "I already took care of that. You say there's 40 people in the cast? I only see 39." He started to crackle frightenly.

The cast looked around. He was right, there were only 39 people here. Chris, the mysterious guy from Arabia that had self-voted himself out of the game, was now missing.

"Oh my God..." Andii said.

"Taylor, you didn't..." Park began the question, but didn't finish.

"......did you kill Chris just to get into this game" Noah finished, "cause that's really awesome if you did".

Heather's face turned red, "NO IT'S NOT!! TAYLOR, YOU BROKE THE FIFTH COMMANDMENT!!! YOU MEAN LITTLE BULLY YOU!!!"

Taylor stared at her, "the fifth commandment? Isn't that the one that says your not to have any other gods other than Taylor Street? Well anyway, yes. Yes I did kill Chris, just to get into this game! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Actually it was in self defense. He tried killing me first! Although if I hadn't broken into his house, he might not have tried to kill me......But anyway, I deserve to get into this game! And what good is a cast of 39 people?"

Klein thought for a moment. While he personally disliked Taylor, he was right. And basically admitting to making fake money just to get into a game with no prize money WOULD make good tv. "OKay fine, your in Taylor!"

"YAY! Okay, so who's up for an alliance?"

"Ohhhh no, Taylor. Heh heh, I'm affraid alliances will do you no good right now. No, alliances are as worthless as a 1 legged turtle........" now it was Klein's turn to smile evilly. The cast looked around in fear. What was about to happen?

[andrew]

Episode 1B: The first challenge

THE CAST

Theme music, (consisting of horrible country music)


Heather (Hawaii)
Earl (Hawaii)
CJ (Arabia)
Kodie (Hawaii)
Sebastian (Patagonia, Ireland)
Alyssa (Peru, Montenegro)
Brittany (Peru, Montenegro)
Piper (Hawaii, Ireland)
Vartevar (Arabia)
Robbie (Arabia, Montenegro)
Ektor (Egypt)
Payne (Hawaii, Ireland)
Courtney (Canada)
Kyle (Cambodia, Hawaii)
Syafiq (Montenegro)
Caydie (Peru)
Taylor (Cambodia, Ireland, Arabia)
Kimber (Patagonia, Ireland)
Donna (China, Ireland)
Tim (Patagonia)
Kumi (Greek Isles)
Zoe (China, Egypt)
Artist (Hawaii)
Lorii (Hawaii, Ireland, Montenegro)
Caitlin (Montenegro)
Mike (Fiji, Ireland)
Andii (Hawaii, Ireland, Canada)
KJ (Cambodia, Ireland, Canada)
Sandy (Bermuda)
Alexander (Arabia, Montenegro)
Kirin (Peru, Montenegro)
Ginny (Peru, Arabia)
Noah (Canada)
Richard (China, Ireland)
Skylar (China)
Kyle (Egypt)
Christina (Cambodia)
Darcy (Cambodia)
Park (Arabia)
MATTHEW (Hawaii, Ireland)


Everyone looked around uncertainly. Alliances would do no good? What was going on?

"You see, today we will not only being making our tribes, but also we shall have our first Immunity Challenge! However, this is going to work differently. You will compete AGAINST your own tribemates in a challenge to earn your spot in the game! The 4 people who finish last will be eliminated from the game! But first.....let's figure out the tribes!"

The first tribe would be called MOBILE and would wear a bright canary-like Yellow. This tribe consists of...

Christina
Zoe
Andii
Sandy
Brittany
Kodie (Jesus Codie)
Earl (Earl Potter)
Alexander (Alex)
Taylor
Tim (Timmy)

Taylor was happy to see his friend Christina again! He always did find her pretty hot. And this was a tribe he could totally work with!

Earl was happy as well. Look at the all the hot babes, he thought dreamingly. Lots of potential for titty pictures! Earl was obsessed with porn. After his vote off in Hawaii, he had posted a lot of "Titty" Pictures in his journal, angering many in the process.

Tim was so excitied to be here, he didn't even care which tribe he was in, he was finally in the game he loved!


The second tribe was called BIRMINGHAM, wearing a dark blue hue close to Navy. They consisted of...

Vartevar
Kyle
Kyle (Bobby Jon Kyle)
Artist
Sebastian
Lorii (Newf)
Donna (Donnasaur)
Alyssa
Courtney (Tian)
CJ (PJ)


Vartevar couldn't have been more thrilled. These people are a bunch of followers, he thought. I'm going to control this tribe from day 1! He hated CJ, but he figured she'd be an easy vote off.

Here's my chance to prove older women still belong, Donna analyzed. She knew she'd have to not only survive the challenge, but do very well to avoid a quick vote off. It was hard enough on her being over 60 years old. And being called "Donnasaur" didn't exactally enhance anyone's opinion of her athletism.

I wonder if there will be free beer, Lorii hoped. Everyone loved Lorii because she always found ways to illegially sneak liquor into the tribe. But did they really love Lorii? Or just her beer?

Oh yay! Sebastian was excitied! Another chance to prove I belong here! He promised himself, THIS time he'd break out and dominate the game instead of just playing under the radar!



The TUSCALOOSA tribe wore bright Red and consisted of...

Piper (Pippy)
Darcy
KJ (Kink Job)
Kirin
Kimber
Syafiq (Syafierce)
Payne
Robbie (Sobbie Robbie)
Noah
Skylar

Piper was PISSED! Why did she have to be stuck with HIM again?! Payne was an asshole who always made fun of her! It just wasn't fair!

Robbie was rather happy for a change. He got put on a tribe with not just one hottie, but TWO hotties that he could flirt with all day long! Skylar was hot, in a dark, evil way. But then, Noah was OMG HOT too! Robbie just couldn't wait to get with them two!

Kimber was just happyz to be on a tibblez. She no idea what to expectz, but her tibblez looked much strong!



And finally, the MONTGOMERY Tribe, wearing bright Green, consisted of...

Richard (Rich)
Matthew (OMG MATTHEW)
Mike (Maiku)
Ektor
Park
Ginny (Ginny Pig)
Heather (Heather Klum)
Caydie
Caitlin
Kumi

Ginny was worried. She had a pretty bad reputation, and being stuck on a tribe with someone like Park, who she knew was out to get her quickly, made her very scared. She'd have to do something drastic and something soon!

MATTHEW WAS EXCITIED TO BE BACK IN ISURV1VOR! HE KNEW THAT IF HE PLAYED HARDER THAN HE EVER PLAYED BEFORE, HE WOULD WIN THE GAME THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!

I could work with this tribe, Park thought to himself. There were a lot of nice and strategic people that he could allign with and go far with!



"Here's the challenge! We'll have the tribes race one at a time! You will race through the cornfield and jump over obsticles. At the end, you'll see a very muddy river with 10 riggedy boats that look like they'll sink at any time. You'll paddle half a mile to the shoreline, where you will see a large tribal mat! First 9 people in each tribe to hit the mat gets in the game! Losers, go home!!!"

[andrew]

Episode 1c: The First Challenge

"Okay, now that we know what the challenge is about. Let's begin! The Birmingham tribe is up fir......"

"UGHHHHHH!!! I can't handle this anymore!!! I quit!!!! I quit!!!! I quit!!!!!" screamed Kodie.

"Wha? Why?"

"I'm on a tribe with a bunch of sinners! I can't handle this anymore! I wanted to give this another chance, but I'm Jesus Codie! I could be tempted by these people!!!!"

"And I thought Heather was the religious freak" Noah whispered to KJ.

"Well, ummmmm, okay I guess it's done then. You can go home now Kodie". Klein annouced.

Kodie walked off into the distance, decided he was right. He should be tempted by these people. He had to stay right and iSurv1vor was sin!


***


"Okay then, Birmingham! Your still up!"

Artist, Lorii, CJ, Sebastian, Vartevar, Kyle, Kyle, Alyssa, Courtney, and Donna lined up to the line.

"Andddddd GOOOOOOOOOO!"

Everyone sprinted off into the cornfield. The field itself was actually a maze of corn, rodents, and thorny wire fencing (to keep players from just running through the maze instead of in it).

Kyle R. (from Egypt) had no issues at all through the maze, quickly getting a big lead, with Courtney, Alyssa, Cj, and Kyle F. (the Southern Boy) coming in next. Artist and Lorii were after that. Donna was going slowly through the maze, thinking her way through logic. Vartevar had no what the hell he was doing and was thinking how rigged the challenge was. Sebastian tripped and bruised himself.

Kyle R. quickly escaped the maze and began rowing the rickedy boat. Courtney and Alyssa soon after. CJ and Kyle F. were losing ground as Lorii caught up to them, but were all still safe.

Near the back of the pack, Varvevar found Donna and had the idea to work together and stay alive in the game. Donna agreed and from there on out, got out of the maze quickly, even passing the sluggish Artist. Sebastian was still in last. By the time everyone got out of the maze, Kyle R. hit the shore and ran up to the mat, earning the first spot in the tribe!

The race was now about who could row the best! Courtney, Alyssa, Kyle F., CJ, and Lorii all made the tribe with ease, leaving Donna, Vartevar, Artist, and Sebastian left.

Varvevar was sucking horribly in the rowing part though and Sebastian was even coming close to passing him! However, Donna saw this and decided that given Vartevar's history, he might be someone worth investing in for an alliance. So she gave him rowing advice and from there, they both sped up, although Artist passed them both and finished the race.

However, Vartevar and Donna's tag team finished soon after, wel ahead of Sebastian, who was now eliminated! Sebastian cried as he got to the mat, knowing that once again, he blew another graciously given opportunity.


****

"Okay, Mobile tribe! Kodie quit earlier on you guys. So I guess your all safe!" Everyone in Mobile cheered loudly, esspecially Tim, knowing that he'd have been screwed in that challenge if Kodie had stayed.

****

"So, we go to the Tuscaloosa Tribe!"

Payne, Piper, Noah, Robbie, Syafiq, Kimber, Kirin, Darcy, KJ, and Skylar lined up. The other tribes quickly realized the threat of Tuscaloosa, who had several well known challenge threats.

"Anddd, go!"

Everyone sped on. Kimber and Syafiq quickly made a pact to help each other out in the rest, calling themselves the Asian Domination. However, they soon got lost and where in trouble early. Payne and Skylar were the first two out of the maze. Robbie, Piper, Noah, Kirin, and Darcy after that. KJ was struggling, having hurt her ankle in the cornfield, but was still in 8th place. The newly born Asian Domination alliance were still in the maze.

Skylar and Payne easily got to their mats, although Payne was pissed that Skylar finished ahead of him. He wanted to be the dominator like he was in Hawaii. He'd have to see about Skylar....

Robbie, in 3rd place at one point, was struggling hopelessly at rowing. "That does it! I quit! Boooohoooohoooohooo!!!! This isn't fair!" he cried to himself. "Quit being a bitch and just row already!" Noah called out to him, disgusted. Noah hated whiners and Robbie was already on his last nerve. However, he also knew Robbie was a good competitior and knew the tribe could use him in the future, thus why he even bothered to call out to him.

Robbie stared as Noah rowed away. Wow, he thought, he actually CARES about me to help me through this! He now knew, he was in love with Noah!!! With a newfound determination, Robbie plowed throught the rest of the maze, although Darcy, Noah, Kirin, and Piper had finished ahead of him. He smiled lovingly at Noah, who looked mortified.

KJ eventually got through the challenge, leaving just Kimber and Syafiq to go. As they rowed, Syafiq realized that it was just them two and was getting angry. When Syafiq got angry, he transformed into a beast called......SYAFIERCE!!!

Syafierce quickly rowed the rest of the way through the challenge and roared loudly. As everyone stared at him in silence, Syafierce slowly morphed back into quirky Syafiq.

Kimber was eliminated and handled it way. "I may no get on tibblez, but Iz have a great time!"

****

Finally, it was Montgomery's turn for immunity. Ginny, Park, Richard, Caitlin, Caydie, Ektor, Kumi, Mike, Heather, and Matthew lined up. Ginny was scared though, she knew she was the least athletic one in the bunch. What was she going to do? She then smiled evilly.

"Readyyyyyy, oh just go already!"

Richard quickly proved to be Montgomery's strongest competitor as he got the lead early on and never lost it, finishing the race before anyone else even got out of the maze!

Caitlin, Mike, and Ektor all got out of the maze quickly, as did Kumi, despite her day dreaming about oatmeal cookies.

Heather and Caydie were next in line, working together. Heather thought Caydie was a good Christian girl and deserved her help. Caydie was actually an athesist and already found Heather annoying. Matthew was soon after them, huffing and puffing, but still very happy as usual.

Park, and Ginny were together, but in last place. Ginny decided it was time to make her move at survival. She tripped Park and then hopped on his back, knocking the air out of him. Park couldnt' believe it, why would she do that to me? She was called Ginny Pig for a reason after all! Ginny made her getaway while the crushed Park was forced to crawl out of the maze.

Caitlin, Mike, Kumi, and Ektor finished the challenge when Ginny and Matthew got out of the maze. Matthew went right to work on the rowing. Ginny, went in circles. It was so bad that Park actually caught up with her.

Heather, Caydie, and Matthew finished the challenge, leaving an injured Park and an insane Ginny to go. They were both about 10 feet from the shore when Ginny whacked Park upside the head and knocked him out. She then finished the race and got into the tribe as everyone glared at her, esspecially Heather. She hurt poor Mr. Park! What a horrible wench!

Park crawled his way to the mat and though he wanted to strangle Ginny, didn't. Aside from being too hurt to kill the bitch, he was just too nice of a guy to do that. Then again, nice guys always finish last.

"Alright everyone! We have our tribes!" Klein annouced. "Now it's time for the real game to begin! Time to head out to your camps! This show is on!"