Episode1: Once you go Juice, you always stay loose

[Joel]

Well, look who it is! I am finally back in iSurvivor land after over a four year break. I know what you are thinking, he had a stint in Peru, as the alias Kylee, almost three years ago. While that is true, Joel is finally back, and this time I don't have an alias that I need to try and live up to. I get to be myself.

I was cast for the Villians tribe this season. As if there was any doubt about that. What almost all of these other players and alumni don't realise is that I was the original villian of this entire series. People hated me, and then hated me even more when I coined the term "terrorist cunt" in regards to a dumb bitch in my season. A lot of people don't think I deserved my spot in this game, so I definitely have to and can't wait to prove all my haters wrong. This means you Sobbie Robbie...and your preverbial Robin, Joey.

Over all, I would have to say that I really love my tribe. That is a scarey thought.

I've known RB for almost five years now, and I consider him a good online friend. I told him coming into this game that I'd look out for him, and get to the final two with him. I plan on sticking to that, and honoring my word with him. He is a great guy, and I think our styles of game compliment each other.

Another person people may be surprised that I know, is Hooker. Kylee and him weren't ever on the same tribe in Peru, but after that game we somehow became Facebook friends. I'm not even sure how that had happened. Over the past few years, we have really gotten to know each other pretty well, and talk on a regular basis. I want to go far into this game with Hooker, because I know he'd have my back completely. It'll also be nice to keep him around, because in the event RB somehow gets voted out early, I'll have someone else to fall back on.

We aren't done yet! I actually know Jeffrey as well. We used to play those dumb mini games in AIM chat rooms together, years ago. We actually used to hate each other, but Jeffrey hates the world, so can't fault him much. He was kind of surprised when he found out who I was. I really hope that we can get along in this game, and hopefully try and work together. Don't be surprised though if that doesn't happen, and we end up going for the other's jugular.

So those are the people I know. I have a lot more to talk about, but I have to run and get to work. Sometime this afternoon I will talk a little bit more about the rest of my tribe mates, and some other stuff.

[Joel]

Okay, where did I leave off.

Juice is someone I have gotten to know quite well over the past few days. He seems like a pretty cool guy, someone I could be friends with in real life. I was pleasantly surprised as how much I have gotten along with him, considering all the bad stuff RB has told me about him, and how much RB hates him. RB also thinks Juice wants him out of this game right away.

So the other day, just to see where Juice's head was at, I started talking to him about how much I hated RB. Obviously this isn't true, but to my knowledge noone even knows how great a friendship RB has. I think I told Juice that "if RB pushes the knife into my back any further in games, it'll be coming out of my chest", or something along those lines. My goal was to get Juice to open up to me, and tell me how much he hated RB, he didn't though. He was either onto my game, didn't trust me enough to bitch about RB to me, or has just forgiven RB and doesn't care to be gung ho for him. I haven't figured out which one of those three it is, but I hope to find out soon.

Bridget is another person I have surprisingly gotten along well with. Our conversations just flow awesome. I think it is because we are so similiar, in the fact that we both like to meet and talk to new people.

I absolutely fell in love with her last night though. I saw on her status, she had a quote from a conversation she had with Kyle. Now anyone who knows me, knows that Kyle is my best friend online. I absolutely adore the man. Come to find out, Bridget and Kyle are pretty good friends themselves. And anyone who is a friend of Kyle is a friend of mine.

I have had brief conversations with Andrew, Megan, and Katy. They all seem like really nice people. I have no feelings toward any of them yet, good or bad.

I did have a little bit of a chat with Bud the other day. He gave me a really bad first impression. He was talking about how he probably won't do well in this game, because of how villianous he is. Uhm, look the fuck around you dumbass, we are all villians. Not sure why you think you are more of one than me or anyone else on this tribe, but fuck that.

I told him if he truly felt that way then he needed to lay low a bit more this time. Not make the move until it was best suited for him to, as opposed to when he really wanted. He seemed to take offense to this piece of advice, and got really defensive and shitty with me. I was put off. It is like dude, you are really going to go that route, when all I did was offer a little bit of advice to you. Fuck that, he is lucky I didn't go off on him, but I really didn't care to ruin my whole game, and make myself a target, just to give him what he deserved.

I was talking to Bridget about this little altercation, and she mentioned that she isn't really crazy about him either. He basically told her that she was too dangerous because of all of her friends, or something. I don't remember, but she had the feeling from his message that he wanted to take her out.

So, I decided to relay this information back to RB, because I plan on talking about everything with him. I thought that this would be a really good thing to exploit in the future, if we were to attend a tribal council. He didn't think it was a good idea, because if we sided with Bridget, we'd lose Bud, who would work with us. I really don't want to work with Bud though, espicially not of Bridget. Then, if we sided with Bud to take out Bridget, we have to face the wrath of all her friends. Not really worth putting a huge target on my back, just to take her out of this game. Something to ponder though as we get deeper into the game.

Torah is completely fucking useless. I understand she is on vacation right now, but why the fuck sign up to play, if you knew you were going to be gone for the start. The beginning of the game is when you need to be around, because it is the time that all of the bonds form.

I have a feeling that if we lose this immunity challenge, which some people think if not everyone does a part, then we automatically lose, she will be the first to go.

I hope she doesn't get a reprieve just because she is Torah and well known in the iS community. Fuck, we want to keep the best tribe and strongest tribe as possible to deal with the challenge whores that lie within the heros tribe.

[Joel]

Well, since I last had spoken, we lost the immunity challenge. I completely disagree with the results, and nothing anyone can say will make me change my mind about the Hero's flag. I don't see how, in any way, shape, or form that it could be better than ours. The alumni and Corey and Sandy disagree, but I still think they are clueless.

I wasn't the only one who thought we were robbed of immunity this round. In fact, just about every villian thought we were robbed. Not because we are bitter about losing, but because they also do not understand how our tribe was not the better of the two.

Megan and I kind of went off on Sandy and Corey at tribal, because we were trying to logic the fact that the Hero's basically cheated, by resizing there starting banner. It clearly said that we would be given a blank canvas, and we were. To me and anyone with half a brain that means, you are to use what is given to you, and not resize it. If the Hero's used the design they did with the correct banner size, no way in hell their flag would've turned out as nice as it did.

Bud, the ever annoying fucktard he is, decided to start a tribal chat, and invite Sandy into it. I felt really bad for Sandy, because I guess while I was out today, he was getting bombarded by all of the villians, and constantly trying to defend the results of the challenge. Then, he gets brought into our group challenge, and proceeds to get laid into again. I know I said my piece, and called him out, because I was still fucking heated. I'd never have said anything had I known he was really dealing with a bunch of pissed off alumni since he gave the results of the challenge. Poor thing, there is only so much a person can take, before they reach a breaking point. He definitely reached his last night.

I talked to him later and apologized. I just needed to vent because I've been under a lot of stress this week. It is like I told him, I come into these games expecting to lose challenges. I expect to go to tribal council, and I expect to vote people out. It is part of the game, and anyone who comes in thinking they won't have to is either stupid or ignorant. The only thing I was pissed about was that we seemed to follow the rules and use the correct side, whereas the Hero's decided to play dirty, and resize theres. And it was allowed. Oh well, time to move on. We need to use this a fuel to go into the next challenge and whoop the shit outta the Heros.

After everything had calmed down during our chat last night, things took a dramatic turn for the better. Megan, Bridget, RB, Bud, Hooker, Juice, Jeffrey, and Andrew were all in this chat. I have to say it was a great bonding experience for our tribe. We really got to know each other better, and had a lot of fun talking for several hours.

I think everyone is shocked at how much fun we had, and how well we get along. It is great for team morale. Yeah, we may be villians but we understand each other. I think this chat is going to make us more unified than we already were, and I think it's going to start showing as of immunity challenge two.

I really got to make people laugh a lot last night. I was hitting on Juice and flirting with him, all in good natured fun. People ate it up, and really enjoyed that. Espicially when I coined the quote; "Once you go Juice, you never go loose". It really relieves me that I could make everyone laugh. That is what I do in life, and if you are makin people laugh, they will be less likely to want to vote you out, and more likely to want to work with you.

Speaking of working with people, yesterday afternoon Juice and I made our alliance official. I've been burnt too many times in games by assuming I was alligned with someone, because we talked a lot, rather than asking the person if they wanted an alliance, and making it official. I wasn't going to make that mistake with Juice. He said yes he'd like to make it official, so I have added him to my list of alliances.

At this point in time, I would still have to place him behind Hooker, and into the number three slot on my alliance list. I still haven't known Juice for a long time, so it is hard to just trust him, and want to move him ahead of people like RB and Hooker, who I've known for a few years. This move was just ensure I had a backup plan, but if I find out Juice is trying to play me, it will be on like donkey kong.

Off to tribal council we go, and I think it is pretty unamimous that Torah is going to be the first person voted out. Unless people are really pulling the wool over my eyes, and I'm being blind sided. I don't think that is happening though. It makes me laugh, because Torah honestly says she isn't worried about the vote. I don't understand how that is even remotely possible, but okay Torah if you say so. If that is truly how she feels, maybe she will get blind sided today.