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Post by ashley on May 2, 2010 18:10:55 GMT -5
I'm Too juicy Heroes Tribe
I'm too juicy for my tribe too juicy for my tribe tribe's going to leave me
I'm too juicy for my torch too juicy for my torch So juicy it burns And I'm too juicy for tasmania too juicy for tasmania peru and ireland
And I'm too juicy for your idol Too juicy for your idol No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a queef you know what I mean And I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand Yeah in the sand in the sand yeah I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand
I'm too juicy for my torch too juicy for my torch Too juicy by far And I'm too juicy for my fire Too juicy for my fire what do you think about that
Cos' I'm a queef you know what I mean And I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand Yeah in the sand in the sand yeah I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand
I'm too juicy for my too juicy for my too juicy for my
Cos' I'm a queef you know what I mean And I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand Yeah in the sand in the sand yeah I'll drip my dirty juice in the sand
I'm too juicy for my queef too juicy for my queef Poor pussy poor pussy juice I'm too juicy for my tribe too juicy for my tribe tribe's going to leave me
And I'm too juicy for this song
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Post by ashley on May 2, 2010 19:03:12 GMT -5
All the men come in this game And their dicks all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as a threat You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the camera
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity I'll suck what you want me to suck I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity And any old penis will do
I want to make a million dollars I wanna fullfill my fantasies Have a stripper pole in my bedroom Yeah, I wanna practice for my family All the men come in this game And their dicks are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity I'll suck what you want me to suck I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity And any old penis will do
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity I'll suck what you want me to suck I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity And any old penis will do
Oral sex or Anal sex a lot of lube will do nicely, thank you Let me loosen up your buff Tell me, do you wanna see me do the shimmy again?
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity I'll suck what you want me to suck I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity And any old penis will do
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity I'll suck what you want me to suck I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity And any old penis will do
I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity I'll suck what you want me to suck I'm the villains hooker, a hooker for immunity And any old penis will do
DO YOU THINK ITS TOO MUCH??
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Post by ashley on May 2, 2010 19:04:24 GMT -5
Oh it was private dancer by tina turner
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Post by erik on May 2, 2010 19:05:16 GMT -5
This is "Bud Romance"...just a rough draft:
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! He-roes-ooh-la-la! Don’t want Bud romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! He-roes-ooh-la-la! Don’t want Bud romance
Don’t want your ugly Don’t want your disease Don’t want your creepyiness Stay away from me please Don’t want your blood Blood blood blood Don’t take my blooood.
Don’t want your herpes The touch of your scales Don’t want your ugly face that makes kirin wail Don’t want your blood Blood-blood-blood Don’t take my blooood. Blood-blood-blood Don’t take my blooood.
You know that I hate you And you know I despise you No thanks Bud, your Bud romance
Don’t want your chains And I don’t want your collar Definitely don’t want your Bud romance We hate your being All your soul is corrupt And we don’t want your Bud romance
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! He-roes-ooh-la-la! Don’t want Bud romance
When I see you It creeps up my spine ‘Cause you’re disgusting And you smell of swine Don’t want your blood Blood-blood-blood Don’t take my blooood.
Don’t want to hear you You big fucking dick Don’t want to see you Wish you’d die cause you’re sick Don’t want your blood Blood-blood-blood Don’t take my blooood. Blood-blood-blood Don’t take my blooood.
You know that I hate you And you know I despise you Don’t want Bud, your Bud romance
Don’t want your chains And I don’t want your collar And we don’t want your Bud romance We hate your being All your soul is corrupt And we don’t want your Bud romance
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! He-roes-ooh-la-la! Don’t want Bud romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! He-roes-ooh-la-la! Don’t want Bud romance
Ew Ew Ugly villain Damnit Is that Bud crazy? Ew Ew Ugly villain Damnit Is that Bud crazy? Ew Ew Ugly villain Jesus, Is that Bud crazy? Ew Ew Ugly villain Dammit I ain’t yo bitch baby
Don’t want your love Do not want your ugly Don’t want your love Don’t even wanna be friends
Je ne veux pas de ton amour Je ne veux pas ta laideur Je ne veux pas de ton amour Ne veulent même pas d'être amis Don’t even wanna be friends I DON’T WANNA BE FRIENDS Don’t want Bud Romance!
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Don’t want your chains And I don’t want your collar And we don’t want your Bud romance We hate your being All your soul is corrupt And we don’t want your Bud romance
Bleh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh! eh-eh-eeeh-eh-eh! Caught in a Bud romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! He-roes-ooh-la-la! Don’t want Bud romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! He-roes-ooh-la-la! Don’t want Bud romance
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Post by erik on May 2, 2010 20:10:02 GMT -5
Oh, and btw, to the people not present: We decided to do like a music theme for our roasts. Ideally, we would re-write well known songs about each of the 7 Villains and then upload audio of one of us singing each of them. Not everyone has to sing cause I know some people can't, but everyone can contribute to the writing and hopefully we can get all 7 sung by someone. Who else can sing ? Ashley is and I should be able to.
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Post by Morgan on May 2, 2010 20:15:53 GMT -5
Bored Boring. It's based on Gone Going by the Black Eyed Peas.
It's a song about RB.
RB wanna be a big star Get on iSurv1vor, win and all that Make a little fame, buy a fancy bride Big old house and some curly fries Just to eat with the special sauce He's a popular man so he's no longer singing with Juice, He's making songs about villainous things And big onion rings and things that go PLING! But, villains don't bling in the dark He a star now, but he ain't in his real life Sooner or later he's just gonna fade away Cause his fans won’t last until next season and more He ain't doing what he did from the start And that's being invisible and a little less of a brat He decided to get out of the shadows RB is boring regardless…
[Chorus] ‘cause he’s bo, bo-boring Bored, everyone’s bored, give a damn Bored be the birds now they don't want to sing Bored, people, why did he get casted? Bored!
He sees himself in the mirror And he feels safe 'cause it looks familiar But he’s afraid to open up his mouth Cause he doesn't really know, doesn't really know What if, there’s a personality deep within? Cause he’s content with just being the alliance wing man And he fails to see that at Tribal Insignificant, he’s evicted unanimous I've seen his kind before He’s the type that thinks fame is won in a game Hidden up with idol-like sticks With them survival meals To him that's righteous He’s lame as books He needs to go out to life and look 'Cause what happens when he is not in the game? And you already bored us a lot cause you are...
[Chorus] Bo, bo-boring Bored, everyone’s bored, give a damn Bored be the birds now they don't want to sing Bored, people, why did he get casted? Bored!
Sandy said that time is money and money is time So RB got mind in this money and this money on his mind But what about that thing that he did to get cast And what about that bet, Corey said he wouldn’t last What about those shows they'll watch today RB’s no good on survivor he’ll be burned along the way
All that money that he got gon' be gone That gear that he rocks gon' be gone The house up on the hill gon' be gone The gold fronts on your grill gon' be gone The ice on your wrist gon' be gone That nice little Miss gon' be gone That whip that you roll gon' be gone And what's worst is your soul already gone
[Chorus] ‘cause he’s bo, bo-boring Bored, everyone’s bored, give a damn Bored be the birds now they don't want to sing Bored, people, why did he get casted? Bored!
I'm having trouble with that one verse, see if anyone can think of something.
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Post by ashley on May 2, 2010 20:20:35 GMT -5
I have to go after I post these 2 songs
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Post by ashley on May 2, 2010 21:08:07 GMT -5
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Post by ashley on May 2, 2010 21:10:14 GMT -5
sorry for the horrible singing
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Post by ashley on May 2, 2010 21:23:28 GMT -5
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Post by erik on May 2, 2010 21:52:32 GMT -5
So guys, I think we really need some help and team effort on this.
We have Hooker and Juice done with.
I have Bud's song written and should be able to record an audio later.
Morgan has RB's song written but can't sing it....so we need someone to sing it.
Jeffrey I think is working on a song for Stephen? Can we get an update on that?
I think using "Empire State of Mind" for Jordan would be a good idea, and talk about all the disgusting shit he does in New York. I wanted to write it but not sure I'll have time....if anyone else does, feel free. Otherwise I'ma see what I can do.
And we still need someone to write Tuckers song, and obviously record any of the ones that need recording.
I have a final tomorrow so I'll be studying but will do what I can. Should be around tomorrow before it's due.
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Post by Erin on May 2, 2010 22:21:54 GMT -5
UGH! I hate that this challenge was posted NOW! I didn't think we were going to have a challenge posted till Monday night. I will try to see what I can do on it tonight, but I'm not sure if I am going to get much. I have a ton of crap I have to do for a staff meeting tomorrow morning. SORRY!
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Post by Tom on May 2, 2010 22:43:19 GMT -5
Sorry guys, was busy doing Census stuff all afternoon/evening...I'll also be working most of the day tomorrow. I'll contribute what I can before bed tonight though...I'd love to help with Tucker's Brit-tastic roast. Any ideas though?
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Post by Tom on May 2, 2010 23:29:36 GMT -5
So not sure if this is a "good" idea or not, but I'm tired and this is what I came up with in 15 minutes. Haha. Basically for Tucker I think mocking his Britishness is obvious, so I went with Britain's anthem song, "Rule Britannia!"... When America fiiirst at heaven’s command Aroooose from the belly of your fish-and-chip-filled laaand Aroooose from the belly of your fish-and-chip-filled laaand This was the charter, the charter of the land And glorious Doooonna sang this strain: Rule America! America rule the waves Americans never, never, never shall be slaves Rule America! America rule the waves Americans never, never, never shall be slaves Eh, I feel like it could be a start, even though I've yet to mention Tucker's name. Something included like an American hobo being > Tucker would be good, I think. And I'd give mad props to any of you if you decide to sing this. Haha, listened to some audio on YouTube...hello deep male opera voice... So yeah, that's kinda all I've got with this as I've gotta hit the bed now. Ugh, good luck guys. Will definitely be around more for the next challenge, I promise!
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Post by Erin on May 2, 2010 23:49:49 GMT -5
Well CRAP! I see that Tom was working on Tucker too... I'm gonna post this anyway though. I was trying to think of something very British and all I could think of was the Spice Girls. So, I did Tucker's song to the Spice Girls "Wannabe".
Tuck, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want a future forget my past, If you wanna win better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious vote, Get your act together and the vote could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my Tucker, you better not vote out my friends, Make it last forever, iSurv1vor never ends, If you wanna be my Tucker, you have got to give, Voting is too easy, but that's the way it is.
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