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Post by Stephen on May 3, 2010 19:25:09 GMT -5
I looove the idea of the talk show thing! We can put together a bunch of interviews, and it sounds like Tucker made some epic documentary "special" on Megan.
I will try to be Erin but I'm just warning you guys, I'm the worst actor ever and not that funny... I promise I'll still do my best though! With this whole internet issues thing, I can't for sure say exactly what time I can have it done by, but I'll finish it ASAP.
Jordan, won't we all have to send you the original video files for you to put them together, or can we just upload it to tinypic for you?
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Post by jordan on May 3, 2010 19:46:48 GMT -5
either way will work, i can download em off tinypic, but sending me the original file would save me a step. you can use sendspace or mediafire or something
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Post by TheHooker! on May 3, 2010 20:03:15 GMT -5
Hello and Welcome to my brand new talk show - “In the Living room”. I’m your host, “TheHooker”. As my very first guest ever, I have none other than the Iconic winner of iSurv1vor 9 – Peru. Erik with a C!!! (bring out “Erik” doll-Carebear- with Toy letter “C”)
(No applause) Well that’s sad, even the fake applause machine won’t clap?
Hooker: So Erik Why is it that you feel the need to try and pick on opponents like an 8 year old girl on the school yard?
Erik: Well Hooker, it’th becauthe I acthually AM an 8 year old girl.
Hooker: Really? I knew it!
Erik: Well Yeth. And trying to taunt otherths makes me feel better about myself
Hooker: Certainly interesting. I know this is a subject that is beaten to death, but do you care to comment on the sheep rumours? I’m sure some people would like to hear the truth from the REAL Erik!
Erik: Well ath you can see, I broughtth my girlfriend with me. I don’t know whath to say about it. I love sheep and all manner of farm animalths. They make me hard, don’tth you think she’s pretty?
Hooker: Is Alex Jealous?
Erik: Well, we have an underthanding. He knowths all about my animal love.
Hooker: So let’s get to the meat and potatoes then. Here we are in iSurv1vor again. You somehow won in Peru. Some might say that you robbed Kirin of it in fact. I for one say it! Do you think there is any way you can do it again?
Erik: Abthoulutly not. The Villains are far too good for me this time around. A know it all, juvenile, farm animal loving person such as myself won’t last much further than merge
Hooker: Well thank you for being my guest Erik. I think I lost about 8 million brain cells just talking to you. I WAS going to say some mean things, but then I realized that I just don’t care enough about you to bother.
*Note the lisp (Done horribly I admit – lol) Also note the sheep stuffed animal*
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Post by jordan on May 3, 2010 20:59:12 GMT -5
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Post by jordan on May 3, 2010 21:43:31 GMT -5
if you cant record something just write it as text and post it here .. we'll find a way to get it in
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Post by TheHooker! on May 3, 2010 23:44:17 GMT -5
OK this is really bad - lol. I keep looking at the computer and my voice cracks... and my "Erik voice" is brutal... but some of the imagery is great (The C on "Erik" since he hates when people spell it EriC, and the 2 sheep in the background)
...coming - still uploading, been going forever!!!!!
Jordan - maybe leave me your E-mail and I can send it to you? (I am going to bed and hoping it is uploaded by morning!! not sure what else to do)
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Post by jordan on May 3, 2010 23:58:19 GMT -5
ok im going to bed kids ..but upload stuff if you get it recorded tonight. im going to wake up early to see what we have and try and throw something together before work. worst comes to worst we can write something during the day tomorrow. just keep us updated here.
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Post by Juicy on May 4, 2010 3:02:49 GMT -5
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Post by Stephen on May 4, 2010 4:16:26 GMT -5
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So, I have been looking around all night for the chord that connects my camera to my computer so I can transfer over this video... and no luck! It must have gotten thrown into some box.
I'm so sorry, I'm just going to have to write it out at this point...
It's time for...
THE KIDZ CORNER!
Stephen: Welcome, everyone to the Kidz Corner... the segment of the show where we talk with kids to hear what they think is happening in this bizarre world! Today's guest is iSurv1vor's very own... ERIN ENGLE! Bring her in!
*Erin stumbles onstage with a wine bottle and glass in her hands.*
Erin: Woooooooo hoooooooooooo! Wooooooooooooooooooo! Woooooooooo!
Stephen: Alright, Erin, right over thi... EASY THERE, here we go, come on right over here... there, that's it! Keep going... go... go... OK stop! Take a seat.
*Stephen helps beligerently drunk Erin onto her stool*
Erin: WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW!
*Erin claps and cheers, and suddenly falls backwards off her stool*
*THUD*
Crowd: (simultaneously) *GIANT GASP*
*Silence for a couple seconds. Erin pops back up in an instant*
Erin: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAHHHH WOOOOOOOOOO!
Stephen: Alright, let's calm down, everyone. Before we begin, I do want to thank Erin for
making time to come on the show toda...
*Erin stands up and runs across the stage*
Erin: KITTY KITTY KITTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Stephen: Yes, Erin, that is a kitty! Now, what's the big fuss about?
Erin: I LOVE CATS! I HAVE LIKE 500 AT MY HOUSE!
Stephen: That's *under breath* PATHETIC ... so wonderful! Now, let's go back to the stool please, here we go, yes, hold my hand, that's it, goooooood. Ok, so again, thank you, Erin, for coming in to take some questions today.
Erin: Who?
Stephen: ... Um, what?
Erin: Huh?
Stephen: Never mind! Before we lose focus AGAIN, let's get to our first question! Erin, how does it feel to be the oldest person ever to appear on the Kidz Corner?
Erin: *Claps and smacks Stephen repeatedly on the shoulder* WOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stephen: You can stop hitting me >_< !!!
Erin: IT FEELS GREAT.
Stephen: I must say, you sure do appear much older than 8. Are you sure you gave the producer accurate information?
Erin: I'm 25! When I talked to him, I was eatin myself some Raisin' Canes for supper!
Producer (from backstage): IT WAS THE VOICE!
Stephen: (mumbles) Well she does sound like she's fuckin 6 years old... ANYWAYS, Erin, so what inspired you to make this appearance on the Kidz Corner?
Erin: Huh?
Stephen: Well, surely, you must have some interest in children for wanting to be with us today...
Erin: OH, WELL, I WORK AT A PRESCHOOL.
Stephen: Very neat! So, what is your stance on discipling children? Obviously we know physical contact us not acceptab...
Erin: I hit em.
Stephen: You... you... you what?
Erin: Well, they're lucky I don't pull out my dad's rifle he uses for huntin' our fatass geese. Their bellies drag to the ground! Sometimes my mom asks if they can fly. They'd never be able to get off the ground. *Breaks into a hysterical laughing attack*
Stephen: Let's back up... did you say you HIT your preschoolers?
Erin: A good smackin on the ass aint gonna hurt em!
Stephen: Teachers... don't try that at home. Alright! Moving along, oh, it looks like we're almost out of time! Time flies when you're hav...
*As Erin shoves a mouthfull of cookies into her mouth and grabs a capri sun to drink*
Erin: Ya know... (some food falls out), you coulda gotten these juices cheaper...
Stephen: Oh, is that right? I believe they were donated to the show anywa...
Erin: Well in Spring Hill, they have a Piggly Wiggly and...
Stephen: A what?
Erin: *Suddenly turns evil* You don't know what a Piggly Wiggly is?!
Stephen: Um, no, I'm sorry Erin, I really don't. I...
Erin: It's a little store in a small town, and their mascot is this fatass pig! *Chugs wine*
Stephen: *Grabs bottle* Ok, that's enough, Erin. Thanks again for your time! Is there any final comment you'd like to add?
Erin: IF YOU MUST HAVE SEX, USE TEPRECTION!
*End*
Sorry, I tried to be random and funny. That was the best I could do. =]
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 7:14:57 GMT -5
GETTING REAL WITH TUCKER
Tonight we lift the lid on the alias Megan and have an exclusive interview with him/her/it.
Roll VT!
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Post by jordan on May 4, 2010 7:26:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 8:33:39 GMT -5
Hookers video will be up shortly, he's sent it to me but with his slow connection it'll take a while for it to be sent over. It's on 83% right now and been sending for over 90 minutes. God bless the internet.
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Post by TheHooker! on May 4, 2010 9:24:14 GMT -5
LOL - It's still sending though? I was afraid it would just die halfway through!!! (Hmm this was an hour ago? It must be either done or glitched by now?? God I hope it worked!)
Note to self* Video's do NOT send or upload very well at all with low speed interent...
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 10:02:43 GMT -5
IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH THE HOOKER [/b] [/center]
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Post by TheHooker! on May 4, 2010 10:09:51 GMT -5
Thank you so much man!!!!!!!!!! I SOOOO glad that worked!
Don't laugh at me too much please - lol
(Edit - Hmmm it looks REALLY dark eh? (I had like every lightin the house on!) you can barely see that letter "C" on "Erik" it almost kills my favorite joke of the whole thing!)
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